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No Internet!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Been out of WiFi range for three days! I missed you all, and I hope you missed my belly laughs! Am catching up slowly. Did enjoy getting to the ocean and renewing by watching the waves wash in and in. Lovely sunsets.

  
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BAYBERRYBEAR 5/15/2012 1:31AM

    That getaway sounds fabulous! Glad you got to enjoy it!

Thanks for the belly laughs. We did miss you!!!

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We Have New Babies

Friday, May 11, 2012

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

  
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DFROMTX 5/13/2012 10:52AM

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IDLETYME 5/13/2012 10:07AM

    You never know what goes through a childs mind!!! emoticon

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BAYBERRYBEAR 5/12/2012 3:03AM

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GGMOM06 5/11/2012 5:04PM

    AWWWW, CUTE AND GLAD IT'S A JUST A JOKE.

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WILSON425 5/11/2012 12:19PM

    Poor little boy. I hope the teacher set him straight. LOL

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ALICERIEGER 5/11/2012 10:53AM

    Through the eyes of Babes!

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NAYPOOIE 5/11/2012 10:49AM

    Hee hee.

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Writers' Conference

Thursday, May 10, 2012

'Writing: For the Sell of It' was the theme of our community college's annual writers' conference. When I called a widely published author and asked him to be our keynote speaker, my request was met with a long silence. He finally said, "I don't know what I would say to that audience."

"You're just being modest," I replied. "I'm sure you're extremely qualified to speak on that subject."

He suddenly broke into laughter. "I thought you said, 'Writing for the Celibate!'"

  
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WILSON425 5/11/2012 12:20PM

    That explains it. LOL

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ALICERIEGER 5/11/2012 10:55AM

    Wow!

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BAYBERRYBEAR 5/11/2012 4:03AM

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My Dog Can't Swim...

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtFmeGKklJk

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BAYBERRYBEAR 5/10/2012 2:39AM

    Hilarious! Love it!!!

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COACHPENNY 5/9/2012 10:50PM

    Love it!

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NAYPOOIE 5/9/2012 12:09PM

    LOL. I suspect he can swim, but doesn't like the water. I had a dog that actually could not swim, if he got out above his height, his butt would go down and he's sink completely, front legs flailing. For some reason, he wouldn't use his back legs, although if you grabbed his tail and brought his rear up, he'd start kicking and do just fine.

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ALICERIEGER 5/9/2012 9:09AM

    Great

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41SUSAN14 5/8/2012 11:37PM

    Smart dog!

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WILSON425 5/8/2012 10:53PM

    So funny! I had a black lab/golden retriever mix that got his collar caught under a dock and almost drown. I had to jump in and rescue him. He was afraid of water after that and my bf had to swim out to retrieve his own ducks! He was great with partridge. Just just don't shoot any birds near water! LOL

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A dollar a bucket

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. "It's all those years of standing," his doctor declared. "You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you'll feel better."

When the man got to Florida, he went into a hardware store, bought two large buckets and headed for the beach.

"How much for two buckets of that seawater?" he asked the lifeguard.

"A dollar a bucket," the fellow replied with a straight face.

The clerk paid him, filled his buckets, went to his hotel room and soaked his feet. They felt so much better he decided to repeat the treatment that afternoon. Again he handed the lifeguard two dollars. The young man took the money and said, "Help yourself."

The clerk started for the water, then stopped in amazement. The tide was out. "Wow," he said, turning to the lifeguard. "Some business you got here!"

  
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SCOOTDOG 5/8/2012 6:36PM

    emoticon Wonder if that was my last boss?

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ALICERIEGER 5/8/2012 1:32PM

    Good one!

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