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EVER WONDER

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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NOTSPEEDY 9/3/2010 8:56AM

    Great blog. Thanks for sharing.

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JAQUANAH 9/2/2010 8:20PM

    Funny

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HALLALUYAH 9/2/2010 9:20AM

    Very clever questions....lol
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WALKSFAR 9/2/2010 9:13AM

    Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

I always liked: Why do we drive on the Parkway, and park on the Driveway?

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NINALEE35 9/2/2010 7:41AM

    Loved this blog!. I, too, will share with friends. Nina

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WALKING_TALL 9/2/2010 2:31AM

    These made me both laugh and think. Lol. Now I want to share them with my friends. Thanks for posting.

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USEFUL WORK PHRASES

Sunday, August 29, 2010

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

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ANGCANDOTHIS 8/29/2010 3:22PM

    awesome! tfs! :)

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TRIGFROST 8/29/2010 3:03PM

    emoticon emoticon to me....

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TWEETYKC00 8/29/2010 3:00PM

    i love these, thanks for sharing!

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"This is the first time Ive ever been old and it just sort of crept up on me,

Thursday, August 26, 2010

www.caregiverstress.com/2010/07/a-re
minder-that-laughter-is-the-best-medic
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CAROLYNVIL 8/27/2010 7:26PM

    thank you so much ,I really enjoyed this so much.

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JAQUANAH 8/27/2010 9:53AM

    It's kind of like being a teenager. You don't know how to act.

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BANKER-CHUCK 8/27/2010 5:30AM

    A catchy title. It is so true.

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2MCHCHKLIT 8/26/2010 11:12PM

    I really enjoyed this. Thanks for posting it! emoticon

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Shopping

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

  
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LJCANNON 8/25/2010 5:18PM

    NEVER Shop with your Husband!!!
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SCS9261 8/24/2010 11:39PM

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This was a nice chuckle to help end my day!

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Turn the food pyramid upside down!

Monday, August 23, 2010

I just read this fantastic article....explains a lot of our struggle!

www.diet.com/dietblogs/read_blog.php
?title=The+Food+Pyramid+Is+Upside+Down
!&blid=20487


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CAROLYN0107 8/24/2010 1:58AM

    Thanks for sharing this article.

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