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This ought to make you laugh if nothing does!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=e
ndscreen&v=ZWHpcKXt-qQ

  
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MRSVK11 3/26/2012 2:02PM

    Nothing sounds better than babies laughing, you just have to laugh too!

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ALICERIEGER 3/25/2012 11:02AM

    Neat!

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WILSON425 3/25/2012 10:20AM

    I had tears in my eyes!

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KMIRANDA2000 3/24/2012 11:17PM

    OMG...hysterical!!

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Kitten and Pitbull...love/hate relationship!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

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WILSON425 3/25/2012 10:24AM

    Loved this. Quite the relationship.

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Studies show you need 12 laughs a day to stay healthy...

Thursday, March 22, 2012

www.flickspire.com/m/IAAW/Laughter?i
d=320820


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WILSON425 3/25/2012 10:29AM

    Cute.

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NAYPOOIE 3/23/2012 1:36PM

    LOL. Thanks.

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FITSMALLCLOTHES 3/22/2012 11:54PM

    How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?


One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
LOL
Dayle

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Warning - Please read .

Thursday, March 22, 2012

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to Mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My arse was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new arse was attached at least
three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the fleshy upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', Look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to Laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do that????

  
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WILSON425 3/25/2012 10:33AM

    I hear you, GF. Those dirty buggers! I am going to start locking my doors at night. (I think they have been in my closet too.) LOL

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IZEE52 3/23/2012 5:32PM

    OMG this was the best!! Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day

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MEPOOHBEAR2 3/23/2012 10:11AM

  I must say that you always make my day. This is so funny and I do appreciate the daily laugh. Not sure where you come up with it all but thanks for sharing. I look forward each day to seeing something to laugh about through you. Keep it up and thanks again.

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GAMMY98 3/23/2012 8:45AM

    Loved this made me think of the time I was visiting my daughter Beth and her 2 oldest kids was making the flab hanging down on my upper arm swing back and forth. Beth told them to stop doing it.

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PAULAAUTUMN 3/23/2012 8:11AM

    That is so funny thanks for making me smile. emoticon

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BAKER1009 3/23/2012 7:51AM

    LOL! So funny...thanks for the laugh!

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LUVMYCRAZYKIDS 3/22/2012 11:50PM

    Oh my gosh...I am totally ADDING you as a friend & hope you don't mind! It's that kind of comic relief I need in my life!!

Yes, the BOOBS! HAHAHAHA!!!! LOVE it!

Watch out for yourself! I hear your hair is such a lovely color...they took mine and replaced it with these curly grey dog hairs!!!

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MISSUSRIVERRAT 3/22/2012 11:11PM

    Now that is really funny stuff!! You had me laughing through the whole thing. Unfortunately, I can relate to all of this!


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AUNTRENEE 3/22/2012 11:11PM

    You just made my day. I look and feel like this right now. Thanks for the laugh.

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TRACYKHOLM45 3/22/2012 11:11PM

    OMG!!! I love it, thanks for the really good belly laugh. emoticon

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ELSCO55 3/22/2012 11:10PM

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Borrowed the Car

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"

  
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ALICERIEGER 3/21/2012 6:06PM

    Wow!

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HELEN_BRU 3/20/2012 2:33PM

    Should have seen that coming! It's funny when it happens to other people. emoticon

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