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Shopping

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Itís my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

  
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LJCANNON 8/25/2010 5:18PM

    NEVER Shop with your Husband!!!
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SCS9261 8/24/2010 11:39PM

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This was a nice chuckle to help end my day!

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Turn the food pyramid upside down!

Monday, August 23, 2010

I just read this fantastic article....explains a lot of our struggle!

www.diet.com/dietblogs/read_blog.php
?title=The+Food+Pyramid+Is+Upside+Down
!&blid=20487


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CAROLYN0107 8/24/2010 1:58AM

    Thanks for sharing this article.

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Watermelon....August treat

Sunday, August 22, 2010

So do you know all about watermelon?
Try this quiz...it stumped me!

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www.yumsugar.com/National-Watermelon
-Day-Fun-Facts-9759162

  
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NOTSPEEDY 8/23/2010 9:28AM

    That was interesting. I got 2 right. Thanks for the education.

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NELLIEBLUE 8/22/2010 10:38PM

    I got 70% Who would have thought China raised more and eats more.



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Dumb Quotes: Hopefully they weren't thinking...hopefully...

Saturday, August 21, 2010

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

  
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MRE1956 8/22/2010 8:51PM

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GGMFAY 8/22/2010 1:32PM

    thank you for lightening up our days. emoticon

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MRSJERRYBUSH 8/22/2010 12:16PM

    Funny!

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    I loved these!! Hilarious!!! emoticon

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SCRIPTDUCK 8/21/2010 9:04PM

    thanks for a good laugh!
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TRONAN158 8/21/2010 8:56PM

    Oh my! These things crack me up!

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Crucial Advice

Monday, August 16, 2010

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing someone else. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

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CAROLYNVIL 8/17/2010 10:14AM

    very funny!!!

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HVMBRU 8/17/2010 9:41AM

    You had me going too! Funny stuff .

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HANAVAS 8/16/2010 8:50PM

    hahahahhahahahha! You sucked me right in!

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