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Watermelon....August treat

Sunday, August 22, 2010

So do you know all about watermelon?
Try this quiz...it stumped me!

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www.yumsugar.com/National-Watermelon
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NOTSPEEDY 8/23/2010 9:28AM

    That was interesting. I got 2 right. Thanks for the education.

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NELLIEBLUE 8/22/2010 10:38PM

    I got 70% Who would have thought China raised more and eats more.



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Dumb Quotes: Hopefully they weren't thinking...hopefully...

Saturday, August 21, 2010

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

  
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MRE1956 8/22/2010 8:51PM

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GGMFAY 8/22/2010 1:32PM

    thank you for lightening up our days. emoticon

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MRSJERRYBUSH 8/22/2010 12:16PM

    Funny!

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DEE_LITED 8/22/2010 10:44AM

    I loved these!! Hilarious!!! emoticon

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SCRIPTDUCK 8/21/2010 9:04PM

    thanks for a good laugh!
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TRONAN158 8/21/2010 8:56PM

    Oh my! These things crack me up!

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Crucial Advice

Monday, August 16, 2010

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing someone else. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

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CAROLYNVIL 8/17/2010 10:14AM

    very funny!!!

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HVMBRU 8/17/2010 9:41AM

    You had me going too! Funny stuff .

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HANAVAS 8/16/2010 8:50PM

    hahahahhahahahha! You sucked me right in!

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Clever Puns

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed
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KOOLNANA5 8/17/2010 12:04AM

   


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CAROLYNVIL 8/16/2010 7:20PM

    I loved it.

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DIDMIS 8/15/2010 10:34PM

    That was good for a smile.

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LADYLEE13 8/15/2010 9:00PM

    I loved it, It is really good !!!!

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AMBOMAE82 8/15/2010 8:07PM

    Love it! So cute!

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ENJOY WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO EAT

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Just had to create this blog...
Just finished reading a delightful blog from THE SLOWEST LOSER team: How to lose 8 pounds in 13 hours. It was so funny.

The gem in it was some tips about never eating when you're not hungry, eating slowly, not overestimating your calories burned, AND... ENJOY WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO EAT!

That last bit really hit home. I read all these fantastic diets...most of them filled with things I would never eat, or recipes with more than 3 ingredients which I would never cook. If I could just find a diet based on French & Italian bread, butter, raspberry jam, 1/2 & 1/2, Reeses pb cups, I would be in diet heaven. But alas, I have to eat these in moderation, balanced by protein, veg and fruit in larger quantities. Okay, Okay. Reality sucks!

www.dailyspark.com/blog.asp?post=los
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JOY1972 8/7/2010 7:17PM

    That's so right! Eat it, enjoy it and move on. The operative word being "move".

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ERMYLIFE 8/7/2010 6:46PM

    I agree we should enjoy what we eat. If we are going to change to a healthier lifestyle which includes our diets then it should be based on what we enjoy and will use.

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HUNGRYWOMAN2 8/7/2010 6:40PM

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I really enjoyed your blog. You put some hard core truths into a humorous and fun summary. I do agree-whatever we do chose to eat we really should enjoy it. Sometimes it takes a bit of experimentation, but nutrition doesn't need to be something dreadful. emoticon

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