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Mary Lou

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

"Ow!" Larry exclaimed. "What was that for?"

"I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name 'Mary Lou' written on it," she said angrily. "You better have a good explanation!"

"Calm down, honey," Larry said. "I was at the dog track last week and that was the name of the dog I bet on."

Later that same day, Lisa walked up to her husband and smacked him hard on the forehead when he walked in the door from work.

"What the heck was that for?" he demanded.

"Your dog just called."

  
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SUPERMOUSE35 2/19/2012 1:18AM

    Heh, good one.

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ALICERIEGER 2/18/2012 12:19PM

    Thanks

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FITANDFIFTY2 2/18/2012 2:35AM

    Lol,, oh dear,,, seems someone is in the "dog-house" now...:)
Have a great weekend!

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SHOTGUN

Saturday, February 18, 2012

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 2/20/2012 10:47AM

    My morning chuckle Thanks!

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HELEN_BRU 2/18/2012 12:34PM

    LOL

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Substitute Organist

Friday, February 17, 2012

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances." During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up." At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

  
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ALICERIEGER 2/19/2012 11:33AM

    That's one way to get people to respond. Good one!

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2BEATIT1 2/18/2012 2:22PM

    I'm slow. It took me reading it to my DH to get the full significance. I laughed the 1st time but the 2nd time, I really laughed.
Great blog. emoticon

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GRANDMA624 2/18/2012 8:37AM

  Too cute! emoticon

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Amish Humor

Friday, February 17, 2012

While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."

  
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ALICERIEGER 2/21/2012 8:10AM

    Great!

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HELEN_BRU 2/20/2012 11:16AM

    Loved it!

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AQUAGIRL08 2/18/2012 6:45PM

    Good one!

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CJSARGENT1 2/18/2012 1:22PM

    great

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GRANDMA624 2/18/2012 8:36AM

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IDLETYME 2/18/2012 8:03AM

    That's really cute - emoticon

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SUPERMOUSE35 2/18/2012 1:53AM

    Heh, excellent.

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HPURDY28 2/18/2012 12:47AM

    emoticon That is funny. I like that.

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Good Night, Good Bye

Thursday, February 16, 2012

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father said, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this -- "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

My goodness, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the Dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

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KNITTINGNAN 2/18/2012 12:41AM

  That certainly took a long time to get to the punchline, but it was worth it!!!

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DREAMNSCHEME 2/17/2012 2:43PM

    LOL, thanks for sharing!

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 2/17/2012 12:01PM

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RAWHIDE64 2/16/2012 7:16PM

    ROFL I read this to my wife and daughter and they roared!

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ALICERIEGER 2/16/2012 6:55PM

    Oops!

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NAYPOOIE 2/16/2012 11:32AM

    Love it.

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WOUBBIE 2/16/2012 9:46AM

    LOL! I totally never saw that coming!!!

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