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You Are What You Eat

Monday, February 20, 2012

Two friends went out to dinner. They were reading through the menu
when one friend remarked to the other that scientist say we are what we eat.

The other friend replied, "I don't know if that's true, but let's err on the side
of caution and order something rich!"

  
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ELLFIN3 2/20/2012 3:20PM

    emoticon Thanks!! ((HUGS))!!

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ALICERIEGER 2/20/2012 10:46AM

    That is one way of thinking. Thanks

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 2/20/2012 10:19AM

    If only that were possible....

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SUPERMOUSE35 2/20/2012 9:52AM

    Ha!

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LATTELEE 2/20/2012 12:55AM

  Love it!

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Mixed metaphors

Sunday, February 19, 2012

English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors and posted them on their web site:

"He swept the rug under the carpet."
"She's burning the midnight oil at both ends."
"It was so cold last night I had to throw another blanket on the fire."
"It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard."
"She's robbing Peter to pay the piper."
"He's up a tree without a paddle."
"Beware my friend...you are skating on hot water."
"Keep your ear to the grindstone."
"Sometimes you've gotta stick your neck out on a limb."
"Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter."

  
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2BEATIT1 2/19/2012 7:33PM

    You always give us a chuckle.
Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 2/19/2012 11:27AM

    You have done it again. I got my morning chuckle. Thanks

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Mary Lou

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

"Ow!" Larry exclaimed. "What was that for?"

"I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name 'Mary Lou' written on it," she said angrily. "You better have a good explanation!"

"Calm down, honey," Larry said. "I was at the dog track last week and that was the name of the dog I bet on."

Later that same day, Lisa walked up to her husband and smacked him hard on the forehead when he walked in the door from work.

"What the heck was that for?" he demanded.

"Your dog just called."

  
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SUPERMOUSE35 2/19/2012 1:18AM

    Heh, good one.

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ALICERIEGER 2/18/2012 12:19PM

    Thanks

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FITANDFIFTY2 2/18/2012 2:35AM

    Lol,, oh dear,,, seems someone is in the "dog-house" now...:)
Have a great weekend!

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SHOTGUN

Saturday, February 18, 2012

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 2/20/2012 10:47AM

    My morning chuckle Thanks!

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HELEN_BRU 2/18/2012 12:34PM

    LOL

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Substitute Organist

Friday, February 17, 2012

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances." During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up." At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

  
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ALICERIEGER 2/19/2012 11:33AM

    That's one way to get people to respond. Good one!

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2BEATIT1 2/18/2012 2:22PM

    I'm slow. It took me reading it to my DH to get the full significance. I laughed the 1st time but the 2nd time, I really laughed.
Great blog. emoticon

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GRANDMA624 2/18/2012 8:37AM

  Too cute! emoticon

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