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Cat Quotes

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt


"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez


"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast." -Anonymous


"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Anonymous


"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb


"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley


"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway


"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch


"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick


"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." 
- Hippolyte Taine


"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
- Anonymous


"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." 
- Albert Schweitzer


The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul


"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." 
- Anonymous


"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick


"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." 
- Colonial American proverb


"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." 
- Joseph Wood Krutch


"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols


"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." -- Leonardo Da Vinci


"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." 
-- Anonymous


"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
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BARCLE 2/8/2012 12:52PM

    emoticon This family is owned by 2 cats emoticon

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TRISHBONFOX 2/8/2012 10:01AM

    Wow, what a collection, thanks! They are perfect :-) And I know because I have ten cats in my family. #1 reminds me of a video I did for multimedia class a while back. The assignment was to teach a new skill, so I did herding cats. Would you like to see? Sorry for the tinny sound in the middle - I am totally blaming the camera. But the wobbly parts are my fault.

http://www.youtube.co
m/watch?v=M8C6DOjRbLo&feature=r
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ALICERIEGER 2/8/2012 9:47AM

    Enjoyed them all!

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IDLETYME 2/8/2012 7:31AM

    They are great - especially the last one!! emoticon

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GRAMMAP1 2/8/2012 12:10AM

    I liked them all, but the idea of cat haters coming back as mice is the topper. I don't believe in incarnation but the idea brings pleasure.

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REACHING4HOME 2/7/2012 11:50PM

    I especially like the last one. There is one more though. Dogs have masters - cats have staff.
Erin

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JAMER123 2/7/2012 11:38PM

    This is the cat's meow for a blog!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Like meow!

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Practice makes......imperfect?

Monday, February 06, 2012

A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor.

I felt terrible for her. Or I did until she cried, "Oh no! Not again!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 2/7/2012 9:16AM

    Some people just don't learn.

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GRANDMA624 2/7/2012 5:57AM

  Was she a blond? emoticon

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TWO DEATHS AT WORK...

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Had two deaths at work this week. Bummer! First one was Dennis former FAther in law. A great guy. The second was at the end of the day Friday - 3;30 - long time resident, Dr Coffin. Apparently he had died in his sleep the night before. I could tell my insides were reacting to the news and whether I had to contact the daughter. Luckily Dennis showed up in time to do that…or the police did. Too much drama. I know in my guts that they are having a great time (a lot due to the fact that both Howard and Richard let Bob know that everything was alright with them) and a lot due to the fact that I cannot believe that the love that we share on earth is a terminal thing. I feel immortal! Just gonna have to shuffle off this mortal coil at some point. The actual shuffling is the only bugaboo I harbor. I am confident of the surprise of the beyond.

  
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ALICERIEGER 2/6/2012 7:44AM

    It's always hard to think of life without the people we know. Be stong even if you don't want to be.

God Bless

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BANKER-CHUCK 2/6/2012 4:10AM

    Two deaths so close to each other is hard to deal with. Good luck to you.

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WOUBBIE 2/6/2012 12:46AM

    Oh my! I'm so sorry! Too much drama, indeed.

I've taken to viewing life as a train trip. Some people get off on a stop before mine. You wave goodbye and see the platform disappear with them still on it, and you're on the train with the others who are still on the trip. Someday I'll be the one on the platform, waving bye and switching trains to start a new trip. It's a pretty picture, but says nothing about how hard reality really is.

(((hugs)))

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What would you buy with $2?

Sunday, February 05, 2012

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”

“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.

“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”

“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.

With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”

  
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GRANDMA624 2/7/2012 5:55AM

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WENDIQ 2/6/2012 3:35PM

    Guess it is true that we have to careful about what we say to kids....they do take things "literally"......LOL!

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ALICERIEGER 2/6/2012 7:47AM

    Sounds like a bargain to me! lol

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MAGGIE101857 2/5/2012 7:25PM

    Love it!!!

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LJCANNON 2/5/2012 7:00PM

    emoticonThat is Great!!

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CATLADY52 2/5/2012 6:54PM

    That is definitely a smiler! emoticon

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TRAVLNWOMAN 2/5/2012 6:24PM

    That is so funny!

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JABCLUB 2/5/2012 6:00PM

    That's my first smile today! Thanks! emoticon

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DMILLE40 2/5/2012 5:29PM

  I am rolling. emoticon

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You can't take it with you

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it with you," a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when he died.

He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He then told her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. When he passed away, he planned to reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, his wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.

"Oh, that old fool!" she exclaimed. "I knew I should have put the money in the basement."

  
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    LOL

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