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Dumbest People Ever?

Thursday, January 26, 2012

- A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center. A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. The medical student quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. The student told the mother that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.

- Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the work field decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, they were quite surprised by a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator that is automatically activated when the raft is inflated. They are no longer employed there.

- A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture of handcuffs.

- A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

  
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BRGREER 1/27/2012 10:18AM

    Sad, but funny. I like the one with the speeder and the police exchanging photos. I applaud them both for their sense of humor, but surely the offender sent payment with the next correspondence. LOL

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SUECHRIS50 1/26/2012 7:57PM

    stupid is as stupid does!!

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BARCLE 1/26/2012 7:40PM

    Lol, some people emoticon emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 1/26/2012 2:40PM

    Kill the ants?!?

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CJSARGENT1 1/26/2012 1:56PM

    too funny

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ALICERIEGER 1/26/2012 12:01PM

    I always enjoy your blogs. Thanks for sharing.

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SKMINNY 1/26/2012 11:57AM

    That's funny!

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ERIN1957 1/26/2012 11:46AM

    LOL too funny! thanks for the laugh!

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MRE1956 1/26/2012 6:08AM

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GRANDMA624 1/26/2012 5:49AM

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JSPEED4 1/26/2012 5:36AM

    I really like that last one!

I lived, for a few years, in a place where the only phone service was via those big car phones. They were really handy for a while.

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Ya Gotta Read This Myth Bustin' Article!!!

Monday, January 23, 2012

http://blogs.webmd.com/food-and-nutrition/
2012/01/5-nutrition-myths-that-just-wo
nt-die.html?

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ALICERIEGER 1/24/2012 2:07PM

    Good Article. I'm surprised at the water thing tho'.

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Bad spelling leads to bad fitness???

Monday, January 23, 2012

My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application. For the question "To what do you attribute your fitness issues?" the woman wrote, "Horrendous eating habits."

"What makes you answer that?" my friend asked.

The woman replied, "I can't spell atrocious."

  
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ALICERIEGER 1/24/2012 2:10PM

    Thanks for the chuckle

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UNSTOPPABLE_ 1/24/2012 1:14PM

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BOE4LIFE 1/24/2012 1:03PM

    Awesome... ty

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BARCLE 1/24/2012 12:22PM

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LAURIE160IN2013 1/24/2012 2:05AM

    Your subject line certainly caught my eye. Yesterday I was looking for some exercise info and I happened upon a discussion forum for strippers (exotic dancers). I read about 20 posts and didn't see a single spelling mistake. Hmm....
Laurie

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I think I have been In Flexible

Monday, January 23, 2012

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

  
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ELLFIN3 1/23/2012 2:18PM

    emoticon emoticon Thanks for the Monday chuckle!!!!! (((((HUGS)))))

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JUSTBIRDY 1/23/2012 11:51AM

    I had lived in Denial for awhile, too!

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BEECHWOOD3 1/23/2012 9:47AM

    Cute!

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SUPERMOUSE35 1/23/2012 9:44AM

    LOL, very nice. :D

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AZURELITE 1/23/2012 7:33AM

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Remember...

Sunday, January 22, 2012

...that awkward moment when your mom is doing dishes and you slowly slide your dish in the sink...

  
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ALICERIEGER 1/22/2012 9:19PM

    Now it is happening to me!

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SHIRLANGEL 1/22/2012 4:55PM

    Yep, I remember. emoticon

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JTREMBATH 1/22/2012 12:42PM

    Always, but that is my husband washing the dishes.

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