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I think I have been In Flexible

Monday, January 23, 2012

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

  
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ELLFIN3 1/23/2012 2:18PM

    emoticon emoticon Thanks for the Monday chuckle!!!!! (((((HUGS)))))

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JUSTBIRDY 1/23/2012 11:51AM

    I had lived in Denial for awhile, too!

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BEECHWOOD3 1/23/2012 9:47AM

    Cute!

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SUPERMOUSE35 1/23/2012 9:44AM

    LOL, very nice. :D

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AZURELITE 1/23/2012 7:33AM

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Remember...

Sunday, January 22, 2012

...that awkward moment when your mom is doing dishes and you slowly slide your dish in the sink...

  
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ALICERIEGER 1/22/2012 9:19PM

    Now it is happening to me!

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SHIRLANGEL 1/22/2012 4:55PM

    Yep, I remember. emoticon

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JTREMBATH 1/22/2012 12:42PM

    Always, but that is my husband washing the dishes.

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Marvelous Article about when you are ready

Thursday, January 19, 2012

http://www.care2.com/greenliving/dont-kick
-the-habit.html?page=1

  
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ERIKGN 1/19/2012 10:47PM

  Thanks It took me 5 times and 10 years to quit smoking. But now I am finally ready

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Canada vs US ~ Obesity

Thursday, January 19, 2012

"A recent study found that the U.S. has a higher obesity rate than Canada. Then again, maybe we just look fatter because our flag has horizontal stripes." -Jimmy Fallon

  
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ALICERIEGER 1/21/2012 5:22PM

    I wondered what my problem was. Now I know.

Comment edited on: 1/21/2012 5:23:25 PM

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KANOE10 1/21/2012 8:58AM

    That was very funny

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“When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount ".

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that; “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount ".
However, in government, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And of course....

13 Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

If you don't understand this theory, you haven't lived long enough.

  
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MI-ELLKAYBEE 1/19/2012 1:29PM

    Way too much truth here! One more thing: name the dead horse to the position of second-in-command (VP.) Then nothing will ever be expected of it again. emoticon

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RANDOM00B 1/19/2012 12:42PM

    One thing I have to say: it's not just government. Corporations and other for-profit enterprises have done this type of stuff with the dead horse as well.

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ALICERIEGER 1/18/2012 8:55AM

    YOU'VE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH THIS ONE!

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SUPERMOUSE35 1/18/2012 7:56AM

    Hee, that's great! :D

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GRANDMA624 1/18/2012 5:49AM

  I'm old enough to understand. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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MICKEYMAX 1/18/2012 4:50AM

    hmmm, that explains that supervisor I once had. :)

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WENDENANNIE 1/18/2012 3:02AM

    Great blog! I have lived long enough to understand it and I am wondering if that is a good thing? LOL! Shall we unsaddle that horse and ride bareback? emoticon

emoticon for sharing!

Wendenannie

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QUEEN_REINA 1/18/2012 1:32AM

    This is a GREAT blog--I really got a laugh from it. Thank you for sharing it!

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