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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

A ten year old daughter asked her mother what a colon was and she explained that it was a part of the body that food goes through before being eliminated. Then the girl asked her what a semicolon was and the mother told her that it was a colon the size of a truck with eighteen wheels.

  
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ALICERIEGER 12/21/2011 2:21PM

    That should have confused everyone. LOL

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FAITH2BWELL 12/21/2011 5:37AM

    LOL LOL LOL LOL.

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Hotel Security

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security.

The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage on it. To complete the barricade, we put the trash can on top. If an intruder tried to break in, we'd be sure to hear him.

Around 1 a.m. there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" my friend asked nervously.

"Honey," a woman on the other side yelled, "you left your key in the door."

  
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RITACAKE 12/29/2011 2:04PM

    Oh Well

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ALICERIEGER 12/20/2011 11:50AM

    That sounds like something I would do!

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NAYPOOIE 12/20/2011 10:38AM

    it happens

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JOABEHR 12/20/2011 7:25AM

    Too Funny! You guys are safe now! emoticon

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A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: "Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 12/15/2011 5:56PM

    So typical of those who try to judge people by their own circumstances. Brings that point home in a humorous way.

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AQUAGIRL08 12/15/2011 3:19PM

    Thanks for the laugh!

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THEWINNER33 12/14/2011 6:27PM

    WOnderful

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BG670III 12/14/2011 12:52PM

    lol

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NAYPOOIE 12/14/2011 12:39PM

    LOL

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REMARAHAB 12/13/2011 11:08PM

    YUK, YUK!

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14 POUNDS DOWN IN 5 WEEKS

Sunday, December 11, 2011

WOW! WOW! WOW! 5 weeks into my program and I am 14 pounds down!!! Better than I thought!!!


  
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ROSALIEESTHER 12/15/2011 1:06PM

    That is just absolutely emoticon So pleased for you.

What's your program - do tell all.

I bet you feel so good. Thanks for letting us know the good news. And emoticon

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BG670III 12/14/2011 12:55PM

    Congratulations...keep up the great work!

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ALICERIEGER 12/13/2011 1:39PM

    Way to Go!!

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NAYPOOIE 12/12/2011 1:03PM

    Yee Ha!

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DEC2DEC 12/12/2011 11:53AM

    Congratulations!! That's fantastic!

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AZURELITE 12/12/2011 7:21AM

    Congratulations! Way to go!!!

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Keep up the great work!!
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WOUBBIE 12/11/2011 9:01PM

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More fireworks!

Glad to hear you're seeing some good progress! Bet your blood pressure and other medical numbers are starting to look better too!

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DANCINCAJUN1 12/11/2011 7:06PM

    oh my we are gonna have to transfer your membership to the "fastest" losers team !! tee hee ... congratulations Roc
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Inventions Bound to Fail

Sunday, December 11, 2011

*The water-proof towel

*Glow in the dark sunglasses

*Solar powered flashlights

*Submarine screen doors

*A book on how to read

*Inflatable dart boards

*A dictionary index

*Dehydrated water - Just add water

*Waterproof tea bags

*The helicopter ejector seat

  
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ALICERIEGER 12/11/2011 12:35PM

    Thanks for the chuckle!

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REACHING4HOME 12/11/2011 11:47AM

    I can see all of them but the helicopter ejector seat. They actually make them for military choppers.

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DUSTYPRAIRIE 12/11/2011 7:54AM

    emoticon That got some smiles out of me!

Have a terrific week, Gayle. emoticon

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HONDABLONDE 12/11/2011 5:31AM

    Love it -- what a great way to start my Sunday!

Thanks, Gayle!

Debb
XOX

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