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Dear Santa...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

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NAYPOOIE 12/1/2011 1:29PM

    He always does that!

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ALICERIEGER 11/30/2011 3:54PM

    That happens to me every year.

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BARCLE 11/30/2011 1:15PM

    So true! emoticon

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WOUBBIE 11/30/2011 8:40AM

    LOL! That explains a lot!

(Actually, with the price of fuel these days I wouldn't mind some coal!)

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KITTYF54 11/30/2011 8:07AM

    well, it's surely what we all want. teehee

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GRANDMA624 11/30/2011 5:41AM

  I got the same thing last year!! emoticon

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CSDAYS 11/30/2011 1:51AM

    It made me smile! emoticon

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ALICIA214 11/30/2011 1:44AM


Let us hope Santa is not forgetful this year, I would like those kind of gifts too .


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ECONLADY 11/30/2011 12:59AM


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DWROBERGE 11/30/2011 12:50AM

    Very funny o an old one.

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So what did you do all day?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife‚s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!

He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "you know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes", he replied reluctantly.

She answered, "We'll, today I didn't do it!!"

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NAYPOOIE 11/29/2011 6:32PM

    So true!

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ALICERIEGER 11/28/2011 11:58AM

    My standard answer to that questions was "Nothing" That story is a great example of what Nothing involves. Thanks

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MARYB73 11/27/2011 9:25PM

    I love it. For years, I have asked my DH "What do you want for supper?" His answer, "I don't know, whatever you feel like fixing." He has been doing most of the cooking since I had my hip replacement and guess what? He asks me "What do you want for supper?" My answer, "I don't know, whatever you feel like fixing." Fair is fair.

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EILEEN828 11/27/2011 7:46PM

    Great story and too true. For all you non believers, just try it yourself and see if it isn't so. Grin.

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MSCR59 11/27/2011 6:09PM

    Ha! I love it.. that is so true.. No one sees the work that is done until it isn't done!
What a great example and a message to all the husbands out there reading!

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MKPRINCESS007 11/27/2011 5:53PM

    Love it! :) I remember being a Stay at home Mom, and feeling frustrated by that question on occasion! Wish I had thought of this! LOL However, I would have had the job of cleaning it all up, so it wouldn't be worth it!

Thanks for the smile!

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Little Johnny's Aching Side

Saturday, November 26, 2011

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

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ALICERIEGER 11/27/2011 9:52AM

    Aren't kids amazing?

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GRANDMA624 11/27/2011 9:35AM

  So cute!! emoticon

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.

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PMWALKER 11/25/2011 8:38AM

    Good one!

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ILOVETOCRUISE 11/24/2011 10:51AM

    I have heard this one before and it is always great.
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ALICERIEGER 11/24/2011 9:29AM

    A good example of fast thinking. Or maybe desperation. Thanks

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Good luck with staying focused, becoming stronger, fitter and healthier...

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ALICIA214 11/24/2011 2:25AM


Good One Thanks for the giggle!! emoticon

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Things To Do In An Elevator

Sunday, November 20, 2011

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

4) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

5) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

6) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

7) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

8) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

9) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

11) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

12) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

14) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

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2BEATIT1 11/29/2011 4:09PM

    You are sooooooo funny.
Thanks for sharing

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MARYB73 11/20/2011 5:17PM

    I don't know where you find all of your blog posts, but keep up the good work.

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ALICERIEGER 11/20/2011 8:56AM

    That would certainly break the monotony! Thanks

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GOHUSKERS2 11/20/2011 5:52AM

    Eleven and twelve cracked me up. I've never seen these before. thanks for sharing!!

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