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Laugh with Mrs Hughes

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Mrs. Hughes www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrj9TaA0Mc

  


No confusion here...

Thursday, November 03, 2011

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pentagon."

  
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NELLIEBLUE 11/6/2011 2:04AM

    Too many words.


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NTSOHLTHNT 11/5/2011 11:10AM

    ROTFLOL! !! I guess pentagon wasn't enough of a clue...

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PMWALKER 11/5/2011 10:02AM

    Too funny!

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L*I*T*A* 11/4/2011 10:48PM

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ALICERIEGER 11/4/2011 10:00AM

    That"s a different way to describe something.

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JESS0107 11/4/2011 9:24AM

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-LISS- 11/4/2011 12:00AM

    LMAO. Triangular shaped octagon. Wow ... just wow.

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Halloween costume

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.

"I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked.

The waitress responded proudly, "I'm self-absorbed."

  
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AZURELITE 11/1/2011 7:11PM

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ELLFIN3 11/1/2011 4:37PM

    Love it! Thanks for sharing!!! emoticon

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YELLOWDAHLIA 11/1/2011 10:16AM

    Funny!

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ALICERIEGER 11/1/2011 8:40AM

    That is a unique costume. Not everyone is that honest.

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NELLIEBLUE 11/1/2011 1:21AM

    Do you think she is self absorbed in herself or she absorb spills?

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Try the Halloween Card Again

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Copy & Paste into your browser to see the card:

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Happy Halloween!!!

  
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ALICERIEGER 10/31/2011 9:51AM

    Thanks for the card. A good chuckle.

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PMWALKER 10/31/2011 8:22AM

    Very cute - and it worked fine! Thanks for the card!

Happy Halloween!

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Dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."

* may cause severe burns.

* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.

* in nuclear power plants.

* in the production of styrofoam.

* as a fire retardant.

* in many forms of cruel animal research.

* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

* as an additive in "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.

(Note: Dihydrogen monoxide is another way of saying H20, or just plain water)

  
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GRANDMA624 10/30/2011 9:38AM

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ELLFIN3 10/26/2011 2:19PM

    Very, very interesting! Makes You think!!! emoticon
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ALICERIEGER 10/26/2011 11:43AM

    I'll never look at water in the same way again.. Love the blog.

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MRE1956 10/26/2011 10:51AM

    Good one (have heard this before) - but on a more serious note - don't get me started on the flooding mayhem that stuff can cause.....seriously, I've had enough river troubles to last a lifetime.....

Way too much rain this year!

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