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YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN...

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

8. You could sell shade.

9. Your blood type is Ragu.

10. You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

  
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GENRE009 3/17/2014 10:31AM

    Your funny!

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JATHUENER 10/24/2011 10:27PM

    enjoyed reading this thank you

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PMWALKER 10/14/2011 8:32AM

    Love it!!!

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ALICERIEGER 10/13/2011 8:48AM

    Thanks for the laugh. I always look forward to your blogs.

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IDLETYME 10/13/2011 8:13AM

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SUGARBABY60 10/13/2011 1:12AM

    What a sense of humor you have ! emoticon

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PAMNANGEL 10/12/2011 9:34PM

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    Love it!

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    Oh goodness! Thanks for the laugh! emoticon

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The full Moon

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

It was about 5:30 this morning when I awoke in our hotel room at Seaside. A strange white light lay across our bed. I had to get out of bed to investigate. The clouds had parted, and a beautiful silver moon hung shining over the waves. So unexpected in October!

  
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ALPHASENIOR 10/16/2011 4:51PM

    Here, too. I got up during the night and the light was coming in my breakfast nook window.
Did you see the moon as it just comes up? Its aa big orange ball, it looks so close you should be able to touch it.



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PMWALKER 10/12/2011 8:35AM

    Sounds beautiful...

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IDLETYME 10/12/2011 7:01AM

    That's lovely!! emoticon

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MIKENJO09 10/11/2011 11:12PM

    Tis a beautiful site.

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ALICERIEGER 10/11/2011 9:35PM

    It is beautiful when that rare sight occurs.

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ELLFIN3 10/11/2011 3:23PM

    Sounds like a wonderful sight!!! Enjoy!!!!! emoticon

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Murphy's Law - Tech Version

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

* All great discoveries are made by mistake.

* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

* Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

* All's well that ends.

* A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

* A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

* Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.

* After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.

  
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DFROMTX 10/17/2011 9:54AM

    Absolutely! emoticon

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    That's really true! Fun - thanks! emoticon

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    Aint it the TRUTH!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 10/11/2011 10:20AM

    I really agree with these. Don't know which one is my favorite.

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JESS0107 10/11/2011 10:14AM

    So true!!!

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PMWALKER 10/11/2011 9:12AM

    Oh so true...I can relate to many of these!!

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“The Porcelain Unicorn”

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

This summer, Philips and the renowned director/producer, Ridley Scott, launched a global filmmaker competition dubbed the: “Tell It Your Way” Film Making Contest.
The entrants were given total freedom of expression and could take up any theme they wanted. But there were two rules in the contest to qualify for the prize that were strictly enforced:
1) Only six lines of dialogue was allowed in the film. Thus challenging the film maker to show, rather than to tell the story. This insured that the film submissions would portray a story graphically, keeping the elements in the story visual.

2) The other rule concerned brevity and challenged the film maker with a time constraint for conveying the story. Any film submitted in the contest had to be no longer than a total of three minutes.
Finally after the judging ended, this was the prize-winning entry in the, "Tell It Your Way" contest. It is entitled, “The Porcelain Unicorn.”

www.porcelainunicorn.com/

  
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SOUPY18 10/5/2011 9:11PM

    This time your blog made me tear up, usually I laugh till I cry. Thanks for sharing.
Sue

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ELLFIN3 10/5/2011 3:17PM

    I can see why it won! It is amazing!! Thanks for sharing!!!!
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JESS0107 10/5/2011 10:38AM

    That was so beautiful!! Thanks for sharing with us!

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IDLETYME 10/5/2011 7:48AM

    So beautiful - made me cry! Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 10/5/2011 6:51AM

    Beautiful!

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JBINAUSTIN 10/5/2011 3:51AM

    Moving.

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Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high school any more.

Monday, October 03, 2011

Following are actual answers from students on music tests...

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.

- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.

- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

- All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.

- Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.

- Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.

- A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

- Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.

- Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

- I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.

- Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.

- Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.

  
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SUGARBABY60 10/12/2011 5:10AM

    GOODNESS!!!! emoticon scholars they are not!

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MARYB73 10/8/2011 9:16PM

    As usual, I love it.

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    Good one!

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