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Horror Movie!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

  
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    That could be a little scary.

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Back to School

Friday, September 16, 2011

It was the first day of school after summer vacation. The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends. Then In walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried to their seats. The stern teacher silently panned his gaze across all the kids.
After about a minute or so, he spoke..."From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two words that are absolutely unacceptable in this classroom. You cannot use them as you recite, or in any of your papers, tests, or homework. Using these words even once, will get you a failing grade for that quarter.

The first one is "gross"

And the other one is "cool"

Are there any questions?"

After a few moments of silence, this gawky teen at the back of the room raises his hand, and the teacher calls upon him. In a pubescent croaking voice, the kid asks...

"So, what are they?"


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ALICERIEGER 9/19/2011 8:56AM

    That I can believe!

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MICKEYMAX 9/16/2011 8:26AM

    cute!

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    Hahahahah!

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If you hear hoofbeats, don't think of zebras!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod

  
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    Wonder if their still married?
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ALICERIEGER 9/15/2011 7:39AM

    I guess that would teach us not to assume.

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*************

Monday, September 12, 2011

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

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    Love it!!

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PEEDLE 9/12/2011 9:00PM

    Do you think the employee was a blond?

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    Oh, this one is bad! LOL!
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Government Philosophy

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

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NTSOHLTHNT 9/13/2011 8:47PM

    Yup, that's the way it works. :-(

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TUTUNAN 9/13/2011 3:58PM

    So true!

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GRANDMA624 9/13/2011 6:11AM

  Our tax dollars at work!!!

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MAYBER 9/12/2011 9:11PM

    Short and Sweet
And so true

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ALICERIEGER 9/12/2011 11:18AM

    You hit the nail on the head with this one.

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JESS0107 9/12/2011 9:38AM

    True!

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 9/11/2011 10:02PM

    Sad, but so true...

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