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If you hear hoofbeats, don't think of zebras!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod

  
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ELLFIN3 9/15/2011 4:55PM

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GOHUSKERS2 9/15/2011 11:13AM

    Wonder if their still married?
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ALICERIEGER 9/15/2011 7:39AM

    I guess that would teach us not to assume.

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Monday, September 12, 2011

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

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ALICERIEGER 9/13/2011 8:15AM

    Love it!!

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PEEDLE 9/12/2011 9:00PM

    Do you think the employee was a blond?

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NTSOHLTHNT 9/12/2011 7:34PM

    Oh, this one is bad! LOL!
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Government Philosophy

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

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NTSOHLTHNT 9/13/2011 8:47PM

    Yup, that's the way it works. :-(

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TUTUNAN 9/13/2011 3:58PM

    So true!

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GRANDMA624 9/13/2011 6:11AM

  Our tax dollars at work!!!

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MAYBER 9/12/2011 9:11PM

    Short and Sweet
And so true

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ALICERIEGER 9/12/2011 11:18AM

    You hit the nail on the head with this one.

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JESS0107 9/12/2011 9:38AM

    True!

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 9/11/2011 10:02PM

    Sad, but so true...

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Did You get Your Shingles Shot?

Saturday, September 10, 2011

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."

She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."

The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere. " The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"


  
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ALICERIEGER 9/11/2011 7:50AM

    A classic example of how we communicate. Thanks.

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RANDOM00B 9/10/2011 8:19PM

    LOL--I needed a laugh! That's awesome!!!

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L*I*T*A* 9/10/2011 5:33PM

    although this is humorous.....
it is a good thing to think about the shingles shot!!!
i had mine it was expensive but worth it......

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Hospitable State Patrol

Thursday, September 08, 2011

One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. "Good evening, ma'am," he greeted the lady. "How are you this evening?"

"Fine, thank you," she replied.

My brother continued, "Anything to drink this evening?"

Surprised, the lady answered, "No, thank you."

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ALICERIEGER 9/9/2011 9:53AM

    Perfect answer!

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JESS0107 9/9/2011 9:32AM

    Too cute!!!

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