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The Rabbit Problem

Thursday, September 01, 2011

The problem - There's a box with a hole at each end and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end.

Half a minute later, his head appears at the opposite end, a fourth of a minute later it appears at the end opposite to that one, an eighth of a minute later... etc., etc.

How long will it take before the rabbit sticks its head out of both ends of the box at the same time?

In theory, two minutes. In practice, no answer is possible unless, of course, you split hares.

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GRANDMA624 9/3/2011 8:39AM

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MARYB73 9/2/2011 3:11PM

    As usual, your blogs give me a chuckle. Keep them coming.

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ALICERIEGER 9/2/2011 9:53AM

    I love your posts. Please keep them coming.

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AZURELITE 9/2/2011 6:35AM

    LOL - Where DO you find these gems!!!???
Thanks for the goodie, and thanks for keeping things light!!!
Have an awesome Friday and a super weekend!
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This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

Monday, August 29, 2011

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

The husband replied, "They had eggs."

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NELLIEBLUE 9/4/2011 12:53AM

    I would have sent him. Back to the store to exchange, he knew perfectly what you meant but he decided to get what you said. Smart elect.

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NTSOHLTHNT 8/30/2011 7:53PM

    Exactly!

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GROEDER 8/30/2011 7:30PM

    I understood completely!!!!!! HA HA HA!

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DIDMIS 8/30/2011 7:18PM

    He did what she asked. For once the man was right. Yeah all you men.


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JESS0107 8/30/2011 10:11AM

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IDLETYME 8/30/2011 8:34AM

    You really need to be specific with men!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 8/30/2011 8:22AM

    How true!

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SKMINNY 8/30/2011 8:07AM

    Ha ha ha!

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AUNTHELEN 8/29/2011 11:39PM

    emoticontypical! Thanks for the giggle.

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"How DRY IS It in Texas??"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens
crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry!

  
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NELLIEBLUE 9/5/2011 1:46AM

    That was good for a good laugh.

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ALICERIEGER 8/31/2011 10:51AM

    Thanks for another good laugh!

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IDLETYME 8/26/2011 8:15AM

    That is really dry!!! I think we've had enough!! emoticon emoticon

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JESS0107 8/25/2011 9:54AM

    emoticon That is too dry!!

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Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

[I know this is supposed to be humorous...but some of these tips make a lot of sense to me.]

* Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

* Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

* Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

* No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

* Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).

* If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

* Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

  
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DIDMIS 8/31/2011 11:56AM

    This made me emoticon(laugh)
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JESS0107 8/24/2011 9:37AM

    emoticon THose are too cute!!!

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JSPEED4 8/24/2011 8:08AM

    Ouch! And many of these take more time than doing something simpler, like clipping fingernails in another room.

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ALICERIEGER 8/24/2011 7:33AM

    Thanks for my morning dose of humor.

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LOVESTYPOS 8/23/2011 10:40PM

    LOL! Those are cute!

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Music Styles

Monday, August 22, 2011

JAZZ
Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.

BLUES
Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.

WORLD MUSIC
Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.

OPERA
People singing when they should be talking.

RAP
People talking when they should be singing.

CLASSICAL
Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.

FOLK
Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.

BIG BAND
20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.

HEAVY METAL:
Codpiece and chaps

HOUSE MUSIC
OK as long as it's not the house next door.

  
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MARYB73 8/22/2011 1:37PM

    I enjoy reading your blogs. Where do you find all of them?
Thanks.

I like your new picture.

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JESS0107 8/22/2011 10:15AM

    That is cute!!!

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ALICERIEGER 8/22/2011 8:58AM

    Wonderful definitions. Thanks

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