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Deep Fat Fried Butter on a Stick

Friday, August 19, 2011

"The new specialty at the Iowa fair this year is fried butter on a stick. Of course, if you're like me and you want like to eat healthy, get your stick of butter baked." -Jay Leno

  
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TRISHWITCH 2/15/2014 6:23PM

    I tried it last year, shared it with my two underweight kids, it is really good, but so not good for you.

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MAYBER 8/21/2011 10:12PM

    Just shows what someone will do to make a dollar
Especially at a Fair
Where you want to try something new
Would truly be sucide for anyone to try this unless you were exceeding thin
One fair/day at a time

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DIDMIS 8/21/2011 6:59PM

    I saw that tittle scrolling around and thought "this has to be a joke" LOL
Sounds gross to me and heart stopping. emoticon
I just looked this up on the internet and this is one thing I found.

Vendors at the fair take an eighth of a pound of butter, cover it in cinnamon and honey and dip it in the fryer. The result is a heart attack-inducing diabetic feast on a stick.



Comment edited on: 8/21/2011 7:06:24 PM

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SHORTY_G 8/21/2011 3:58PM

    LOL

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TIME2BLOOM4ME 8/20/2011 1:36PM

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NTSOHLTHNT 8/20/2011 11:14AM

    LOL, you crack me up! We just had our fair, too, and they served this. I say they ought to issue a health insurance policy (for an additional $10) with each one of those sold. :-)

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GOHUSKERS2 8/20/2011 1:48AM

    Leno is funny and so is this blog. thanks for the laugh!!

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DANCINGGRAM 8/19/2011 11:53PM

    I had to do a double take when I read your Blog title! Yuch!!

As my mom always said,"What will they think of next!"

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MY4KITTIES 8/19/2011 11:45PM

    Just the sound of it makes me extremely sick. There are probably lots of people that will try just to see what it's like.

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MUKAMI12 8/19/2011 11:39PM

    Wow the title got me lol.. seriouly this is sad and disgusting but I like your baked option joke - that was funny :)

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DIANE7786 8/19/2011 11:28PM

    That is gross, but I'm sure a lot of uninformed people eat them.

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Shame on you!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant. I was so shocked that I could say only, "Shame on you," followed by, "If anyone does that to you, just say, "Shame on you" to that person.

Next week we were at the dinner table when my husband let out a huge belch. I reprimanded him by saying, "Shame on you."

Imagine my husband's shock when my daughter held up her middle finger, showed it to him, and exclaimed, "Mom, you forgot to give Daddy the 'shame on you' sign."

  
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LARRI2010 8/21/2011 12:38PM

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I have a friend from Vietnam. When she first came to this country, she would ride around with her cousin, who had been here a while. My friend would see people all over the place holding up their middle fingers. Her cousin said that was the American way of saying "hi." So she went around for days, waving her middle finger in the air to everyone she met. Until someone told her what it really means. Oops!

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SHARBEAR100 8/18/2011 7:39PM

    Hilarious!! emoticon

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SHARBEAR100 8/18/2011 7:39PM

    Hilarious!! emoticon

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SHARBEAR100 8/18/2011 7:39PM

    Hilarious!! emoticon

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SHARBEAR100 8/18/2011 7:38PM

    Hilarious!! emoticon

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MARLIZG 8/18/2011 12:33PM

    funny emoticon

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JSPEED4 8/18/2011 12:41AM

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DIDMIS 8/17/2011 7:36PM

    She learned quick.

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NTSOHLTHNT 8/17/2011 6:28PM

    LOL, that's funny!

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REACHING4HOME 8/17/2011 3:38PM

    What a hoot! How old is your daughter? My daughter came home one day and asked me what a "dildo" was. I was so shocked I didn't know how to answer. But she just stood there so I told her it was a "toy" that some grown ups used. A month later, at Christmas time, with the entire family there, I handed my husband his gift from me and
my daughter said right out loud, "Maybe it's a dildo!" I thought I would die!
Erin

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JESS0107 8/17/2011 10:26AM

    emoticon Oh my goodness!!

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ALIHIKES 8/17/2011 1:19AM

    This really made me smile! Thanks for sharing


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Seaside cure

Monday, August 15, 2011

A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. "It's all those years of standing," his doctor declared. "You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you'll feel better."

When the man got to Florida, he went into a hardware store, bought two large buckets and headed for the beach.

"How much for two buckets of that seawater?" he asked the lifeguard.

"A dollar a bucket," the fellow replied with a straight face.

The clerk paid him, filled his buckets, went to his hotel room and soaked his feet. They felt so much better he decided to repeat the treatment that afternoon. Again he handed the lifeguard two dollars. The young man took the money and said, "Help yourself."

The clerk started for the water, then stopped in amazement. The tide was out. "Wow," he said, turning to the lifeguard. "Some business you got here!"

  
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ALICERIEGER 8/16/2011 9:45AM

    I don't know where you get all of these stories but thank you for sharing.

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GOHUSKERS2 8/16/2011 5:12AM

    That's cute.....thanx for the chuckle!
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MARYB73 8/15/2011 8:57PM

    I am glad I don't live in New York. They would charge me to flush the toilet.
I like your new picture.

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NTSOHLTHNT 8/15/2011 6:59PM

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JTREMBATH 8/15/2011 2:49PM

    Very good thank you for that.

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Open Her Up!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.


  
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ALICERIEGER 8/15/2011 10:50AM

    lol Thanks

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MELISSAJANEY 8/14/2011 6:45PM

    I really lol'd. emoticon

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Riots in the UK

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Did you hear Jay Leno say: "Big riots in the United Kingdom. You can tell it's England because they're rioting on the other side of the street."

Not a laughing matter...but just a small chuckle...

  
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ALICERIEGER 8/12/2011 7:36AM

    A small chuckle is better than nothing. Thanks.

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