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Under the Sea

Sunday, June 19, 2011

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. Here are some of them -- the funny ones. The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years...

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an a**hole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7 )


  
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SPARKLING_EYES 6/21/2011 1:26PM

    Thank you. I really needed something to make me smile.

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NTSOHLTHNT 6/20/2011 6:42PM

    Thanks for sharing. I can always count on you to brighten my day. :)

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ALICERIEGER 6/20/2011 7:39AM

    As usual, you have helped me start my day with a smile. Thanks.

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Remember Rome?

Saturday, June 18, 2011

This is about our survival as regular people...


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ALICERIEGER 6/18/2011 8:18PM

    Rome wasn't built in a day but I think my body was. I just woke up one day and looked in the mirror and there it was. Don't know how it got there.

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Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie:

Thursday, June 16, 2011

"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room."

"Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"

"Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"

"Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."

"You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue."

"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"

"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration."

"Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"

"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."

"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!"



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THEWINNER33 6/21/2011 2:08PM

    Needed these laughs. Thanks

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ALICERIEGER 6/17/2011 9:50AM

    Thanks again for my morning Sunshine! Sure puts a different slant on our life doesn't it?

God Bless

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IDLETYME 6/17/2011 8:26AM

    Great!!! Thanks for my morning giggle! emoticon

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JUSTSTAYCEE 6/16/2011 9:41PM

  Excellent....thanks for the laughs!

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TWEETYKC00 6/16/2011 9:40PM

    and let's not forget:

"yeah, i think this town's big enough for the two of us!"



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Rscheearch

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnét mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Pettry amzanig huh?

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NTSOHLTHNT 6/16/2011 12:36PM

    Yup, pretty amazing what the brain can do. So why do we really need to learn how to spell, when all we have to do is the the first and the last letter right and the rest can be jumbled. :)

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ICEMAGIC 6/15/2011 10:20PM

    hahah i've seen this before! It's amazing how the brain works

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Understanding Men

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relation- ship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkopf.

3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

5. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?"

7. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

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GRANDMA624 6/19/2011 7:45AM

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    Thanks for my morning giggle! emoticon

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DIDMIS 6/14/2011 9:06PM

    That was so cute. Thanks

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Thanks for the smiles!

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PEEDLE 6/14/2011 4:41PM

    Re number 10 -
Can I send him home in the morning?
Or would that be considered "using" someone?

Mary Lou

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    emoticon That is great! Thanks so much for sharing! Enjoy our day!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/14/2011 9:31AM

    As always - A good laugh. emoticon

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