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Understanding Men

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relation- ship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkopf.

3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

5. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?"

7. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.


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GRANDMA624 6/19/2011 7:45AM

  What is so sad is it's all true!! emoticon

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IDLETYME 6/15/2011 7:34AM

    Thanks for my morning giggle! emoticon

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DIDMIS 6/14/2011 9:06PM

    That was so cute. Thanks

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AZURELITE 6/14/2011 5:40PM

Thanks for the smiles!

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PEEDLE 6/14/2011 4:41PM

    Re number 10 -
Can I send him home in the morning?
Or would that be considered "using" someone?

Mary Lou

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AANGEL3 6/14/2011 3:48PM


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ELLFIN3 6/14/2011 12:15PM

    emoticon That is great! Thanks so much for sharing! Enjoy our day!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/14/2011 9:31AM

    As always - A good laugh. emoticon

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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Sunday, June 12, 2011

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
- For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom' noises while in the driveway.
- You keep losing dates on left turns.

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MITECU 6/13/2011 7:08AM

    Thanks for the laugh to start the day. emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/12/2011 8:59PM

    As always, you made me laugh. Another couple of years and that will be my car.

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ELLFIN3 6/12/2011 5:53PM

    emoticon Thanks! emoticon

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EVELYN5877 6/12/2011 5:43PM

    On the other hand, you could help the environment and walk!

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Did You Ever Wonder?

Monday, May 23, 2011

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


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NTSOHLTHNT 5/27/2011 6:05PM

    LOL, that takes some pondering.... Have a great weekend!

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AZURELITE 5/23/2011 9:36PM

    Thanks for the laughs!! What an upbeat way to end my long weekend!!

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ELLFIN3 5/23/2011 12:21PM

    emoticon Thanks I needed that!!!!!! Enjoy your day!!!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 5/23/2011 11:01AM

    Thanks for the chuckle. I always look forward to your blogs. Thanks.

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IDLETYME 5/23/2011 9:27AM

    Fun! You gave me lots to think about! emoticon emoticon

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DWROBERGE 5/23/2011 3:03AM

    That all deals with usage. Here we are concerned with weight loss. Stay focused on the objective and you will succeed. Go for it. You can do it.

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Funny Business Signs

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

Doctors office, Rome:

In a Nairobi restaurant:

On an Athi River highway: this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi.

On a poster at Kencom:

In a City restaurant:

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

In a cemetery:

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:


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NTSOHLTHNT 5/25/2011 6:46PM

    That reminds me of the exit row cards on airplanes: If you can't read this card, please notify a flight attendant who will reseat you. I think I'm keeping me exit row seat, regardless. LOL.... Thanks for the laughs!

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ELLFIN3 5/20/2011 2:19PM

    Pirceless!!!!! emoticon Have a great weekend!!!

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ALICERIEGER 5/20/2011 9:27AM

    Isn't language amazing! Thanks for the laugh.

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IDLETYME 5/20/2011 8:49AM

    Super!! My Friday morning laugh! Thanks emoticon

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CUINPARADISE 5/19/2011 10:39PM

    Cute and funny! Thanks for sharing these.

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Strong Hands, Better Life

Monday, May 16, 2011

I just had to laugh when I read "The YOU Docs" for today (Drs Mehmet Oz and Mike Roizen)...where it says about the one-armed push up "good luck with that!". You can get their daily article by going to:

"You don't have to be a boxing champ or a concert cellist (go, Yo-Yo Ma!) to need strong hands. Just imagine trying to get through a day without using your grip. How could Mehmet come to the rescue when Lisa Oz says, "Honey, can you open this?" How could Dr. Mike lift his weights or write his daily thank-yous? How long could you massage your lover's back (and maybe other parts too)?

"And there's this: Building hand strength in midlife protects you from disabilities later on and keeps you active longer. It's also critical to walking a dog, carrying groceries, opening paint, re-arranging furniture and attempting a one-armed pushup (good luck with that). Strong hands keep your life and your body running as smoothly as a new car.

"Ready to get a grip? Here's how:

"Pop bubble wrap. Popping bubbles is an easy (and addictive) way to start.

"Squeeze a ball or play with clay. Steal Rover's tennis ball and squeeze it 10 times. Or take a clump of the kids' modeling clay and start rolling, pinching and squeezing it. After several minutes, the clay and your hands should be warm and supple. (Now make something!)

"Form a few "O's." Touch your thumb to each fingertip and repeat 10 times per hand. Advance to squeezing and holding the O's for a few seconds.

"Push against a wall. Hold your hands out in front of you and press gently against a wall. Bonus: This stretch can help prevent carpal tunnel syndrome.

"Now give yourself a hand!"

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ALICERIEGER 5/17/2011 11:15AM

    Thanks for another great blog. I might even master a few of those exercises.

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ELLFIN3 5/16/2011 3:57PM

    Great blog! Thanks for sharing! Enjoy your day!!!!! emoticon

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