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Rscheearch

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnét mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Pettry amzanig huh?

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NTSOHLTHNT 6/16/2011 12:36PM

    Yup, pretty amazing what the brain can do. So why do we really need to learn how to spell, when all we have to do is the the first and the last letter right and the rest can be jumbled. :)

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ICEMAGIC 6/15/2011 10:20PM

    hahah i've seen this before! It's amazing how the brain works

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Understanding Men

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relation- ship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkopf.

3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

5. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?"

7. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

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GRANDMA624 6/19/2011 7:45AM

  What is so sad is it's all true!! emoticon

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IDLETYME 6/15/2011 7:34AM

    Thanks for my morning giggle! emoticon

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DIDMIS 6/14/2011 9:06PM

    That was so cute. Thanks

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AZURELITE 6/14/2011 5:40PM

    emoticon
Thanks for the smiles!

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PEEDLE 6/14/2011 4:41PM

    Re number 10 -
Can I send him home in the morning?
Or would that be considered "using" someone?

Mary Lou

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AANGEL3 6/14/2011 3:48PM

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ELLFIN3 6/14/2011 12:15PM

    emoticon That is great! Thanks so much for sharing! Enjoy our day!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/14/2011 9:31AM

    As always - A good laugh. emoticon

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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Sunday, June 12, 2011

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
- For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom' noises while in the driveway.
- You keep losing dates on left turns.

  
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MITECU 6/13/2011 7:08AM

    Thanks for the laugh to start the day. emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/12/2011 8:59PM

    As always, you made me laugh. Another couple of years and that will be my car.


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ELLFIN3 6/12/2011 5:53PM

    emoticon Thanks! emoticon

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EVELYN5877 6/12/2011 5:43PM

    On the other hand, you could help the environment and walk!

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Did You Ever Wonder?

Monday, May 23, 2011

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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NTSOHLTHNT 5/27/2011 6:05PM

    LOL, that takes some pondering.... Have a great weekend!

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AZURELITE 5/23/2011 9:36PM

    Thanks for the laughs!! What an upbeat way to end my long weekend!!

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ELLFIN3 5/23/2011 12:21PM

    emoticon Thanks I needed that!!!!!! Enjoy your day!!!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 5/23/2011 11:01AM

    Thanks for the chuckle. I always look forward to your blogs. Thanks.

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IDLETYME 5/23/2011 9:27AM

    Fun! You gave me lots to think about! emoticon emoticon

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DWROBERGE 5/23/2011 3:03AM

    That all deals with usage. Here we are concerned with weight loss. Stay focused on the objective and you will succeed. Go for it. You can do it.

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Funny Business Signs

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

Doctors office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

On an Athi River highway: this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi.
"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

On a poster at Kencom:
"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

In a City restaurant:
"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

In a cemetery:
"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."



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NTSOHLTHNT 5/25/2011 6:46PM

    That reminds me of the exit row cards on airplanes: If you can't read this card, please notify a flight attendant who will reseat you. I think I'm keeping me exit row seat, regardless. LOL.... Thanks for the laughs!

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ELLFIN3 5/20/2011 2:19PM

    Pirceless!!!!! emoticon Have a great weekend!!!

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41SUSAN14 5/20/2011 9:45AM

    :-)

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ALICERIEGER 5/20/2011 9:27AM

    Isn't language amazing! Thanks for the laugh.

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IDLETYME 5/20/2011 8:49AM

    Super!! My Friday morning laugh! Thanks emoticon

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CUINPARADISE 5/19/2011 10:39PM

    Cute and funny! Thanks for sharing these.
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