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Bullying rap

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

These kids blew me away!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Rf5qDuq7M

  
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GENRE009 6/4/2014 8:38PM

    That was great!

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PDSLIM 6/4/2014 11:16AM

    Thanks for sharing.

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SANDRALEET 6/4/2014 8:51AM

    So good So true

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Translation

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Help, I'm in trouble (treble clef). I ran over something sharp (#), and now my tire is flat (b). I need a quarter (quarter note) for the phone. Do I need to repeat (:||) any of that?

I couldn't do the quarter note or treble clef on my keyboard...

  
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DALID414 6/4/2014 12:21AM

    Ohhhhhhhhh!! Ha ha ha.

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Can you translate this?

Monday, June 02, 2014

  
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_CYNDY55_ 6/3/2014 11:14PM

    emoticon No Way!! Nice One emoticon

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    no

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GENRE009 6/3/2014 12:56PM

    Too much sign for me! I couldn't understand. Please don't start talking pig latin either. I just learned some of rap though. Don't know any abbreviations for texting though.

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IMUSTLOSEIT1 6/3/2014 11:00AM

    Got most of it, but it has been a few years since I read music. My organ is just a place to put pictures. I don't know why I just don't sell it and all the sheet music also. I'd have a lot more room in the family room, and a whole corner to decorate.

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Late Nite funnees

Monday, June 02, 2014

The L.A. Clippers have been sold. Yes, I also don't really care. Everyone is like, "Oh, OK." The Clippers have been sold for $2 billion. That got your attention. -Craig Ferguson

Donald Sterling paid only $12 million to buy the Clippers. This deal is very uncomfortable for the former owner because it puts him in the black. -Craig Ferguson

President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, "After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office." And the president said, "I know. I listened in." -Craig Ferguson

A lot of people in Washington were shocked by this Obama-Hillary meeting. I'm not sure about Nancy Pelosi. She looks shocked all the time. -Craig Ferguson

The mayor of New York has overturned the city's ban on ferrets. I didn't know you could ban ferrets. I've been going New York illegally taking my ferrets with me, I suppose. The mayor says he's trying to bring the hairy little weasels out of the shadows. -Craig Ferguson

In a new documentary, Robert DeNiro reveals his father was gay. He realized it after he asked his dad what his favorite part of "New York, New York" was. And his dad went "Li-iiiiiiiza!" -Craig Ferguson

Casinos in Las Vegas are now taking bets on when Kim and Kanye will divorce. I think that is outrageous. It's terrible. But if I were betting man, I'd put 20 bucks on "fall sweeps." -Craig Ferguson

Guys from the band One Direction were caught on video smoking pot. Sounds like the one direction they're going is straight to Bieber-ville. -Craig Ferguson

It's a great day for Kim and Kanye. To them I'd like to say, "Congratulations on your wedding unless this is a rerun, in which case my condolences on your divorce." -Craig Ferguson

They got married in Florence. The name Florence holds special meaning for Kim because it's the name that Bruce Jenner goes by. -Craig Ferguson

Congratulations to the remarkable Jessie White. She's a woman from Maine who just graduated college, and she's 99 years old. I said she's 99, so cheer a little bit louder, everybody. -Craig Ferguson

Jessie White was asked what she was going to wear to her first job interview. She said "Depends." -Craig Ferguson

  
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MYAKAYAH 6/3/2014 1:04AM

    I love me some Craig Ferguson~

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For all the ladies who drive alone...

Sunday, June 01, 2014

I had a flat tire on I-205 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road.

People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing, so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know!

So I told him ... "Well, I explained to the angry Policeman ... They're my Emergency Flashers!!!"



... I go to court in August.

(Damn Police .... No sense of humor.)

  
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LACEYKYLE 6/4/2014 2:44AM

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Nothing better than a line of tight tuches's

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MYAKAYAH 6/3/2014 1:03AM

    funny, but the cop didn't see it that way~

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SHERYLP461 6/2/2014 10:09PM

    LOL, love this one, may have to steal it!

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TINA8605 6/2/2014 7:54PM

  Very funny....at least these kinda men can be folded up and put away until you need them again...lol

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    Very funny! emoticon

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GENRE009 6/1/2014 8:50PM

    I love you sense of humor, but that cop didn't. I bet he is trying to get youy for something sexual that kept traffic from flowing normally. eva

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SANDRALEET 6/1/2014 8:43PM

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GINNABOOTS 6/1/2014 6:49PM

    That is hysterical. I had my 21 year old daughter sit beside me while I read it to her, but I didn't scroll to the picture until I was done reading. Then I showed her the picture...lol Priceless!!!

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BOPPY_ 6/1/2014 6:18PM

    I see you have men, in your life.

And, definite spirit in your life!! Wow!

Not so sure about the life in your men, however? emoticon

Kudos!

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MOTTAMAMALOU 6/1/2014 6:05PM

    emoticon Too funny!

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LINDA7668 6/1/2014 6:04PM

    I love it! Where can I get some? lol

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