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Visual Joke

Saturday, May 24, 2014

If you understand this you might be older than 50!

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HANNAHSGRAMMIE 5/25/2014 12:50AM

    Funny!!!

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Photo Bomb

Saturday, May 24, 2014

  
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Fun Things To Do In An Elevator:

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral

7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

8. Meow occasionally.

9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

  
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LIVE_AMAZINGLY 5/24/2014 8:27PM

    Geez! I had my mind somewhere else!
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GENRE009 5/21/2014 8:30PM

    I think when you get into an elevator you really scare people into thinking you are crazy! Or you could start coughing, and whisper I want to kill someone. Let me off at the next floor please! eva

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IMUSTLOSEIT1 5/20/2014 1:48PM

    Oh, those would be fun. I'll have to remember those nest time in a elevator.

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GINNABOOTS 5/20/2014 7:38AM

    Sounds like stuff I would do. I am always doing something in public to give my daughter an opportunity to record on her I phone and snap chat it to her friends. The only thing is she doesn't tell me she sent it until a couple days later. We do have fun though!

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RHOOK20047 5/20/2014 7:26AM

    You are my kind of person. I love to do things like that. They don't expect a 60 year old man to pull stunts like that.

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SANDRALEET 5/20/2014 6:52AM

    I meet a lot of nuts Do not have to look for them

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35 Top Excuses for What Happened to the 29,999,000 People Who Didnít Show Up for Operation American

Saturday, May 17, 2014

This is sooooo funny!





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BOPPY_ 5/19/2014 3:24PM

    Roll Your Own!

My Own?:

They were delayed by a protest at Karl Rove's because he's NOT:

(a) Nuts enough.
(b) Misinforming enough.
(c) Conservative enough.

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WOUBBIE 5/18/2014 5:43PM

    I vote for 9. It was national discount day at Golden Corral.

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GENRE009 5/17/2014 9:07PM

    Cute excuses!

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NANCYPAT1 5/17/2014 6:53PM

    Lots of excuses

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How Football Sounds To People That Don't Care

Friday, May 16, 2014

Firstly, imagine every time within a day that football is mentioned by someone else. Secondly, replace it with something that you don't want to hear about every day. Say... Archaeology. Then, think carefully about how an average day would pan out.

So, you awaken to the clock radio. It's 7AM. Just as you awaken, it's time for the news and archaeology already. Not news and other historical investigations, like library restorations or museum openings (unless there's another event happening), but just the news and archaelogy. Malaysian plane is still missing. Pistorius is still on trial. New dig announced in Giza. Ancient Mayan temple discovered. Exciting stuff.

Time for a bite to eat over the morning TV. More news. More archaeology. Yes, you are aware of what is up with the missing plane. Fine. Now the archaeology in video format. Video of people dusting off some skulls and bits of pottery. All well and good, but archaeology isn't your thing. It would be nice to hear about something else.

Even when it isn't archaeology season, the media follow noted archaeologists. They drive fast cars, date beautiful women, advertise fragrances, and sometimes they go to nightclubs and act in the worst possible way. Scandals erupt as the tabloids follow these new celebrities when they're not searching the past for answers.

It is entirely possible you can recite the names of certain researchers, even if you don't pay attention to archaeology. You don't know what transfer season is, but you know that someone was transferred to a dig in Peru for a sum of money that could fund the London Underground for two whole days.

Out of the car at 8:55 and into work. What are the colleagues talking about, I wonder? Oh, Jones dropped a 3,890 year old pot and smashed it? What a useless wanker! Someone should do something unpleasant to him. And don't even ask about the unfortunate incident in Athens two years ago - you'll be there all day! Breaking a pillar like that! We don't talk about that here, mate. What? You don't want to discuss the finer points of the prevalence of phallic imagery in Pompeii? Is there something wrong with you?

The drive home from work. Every thirty minutes, no matter the station, someone mentions the archaeology. Best sit in silence. Drive past a huge billboard with a black and white picture of a rakishly handsome archaeologist draped over an impossibly beautiful woman. He's winking at you. Trowel in his left hand, supermodel in the right. Jurassic, by Calvin Klein.

And now the pub. A nice pub with a beer garden. Posters in the windows. LIVE EXCAVATION AT THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS! All of it on a huge TV with the volume up too loud. Drunken people yelling at the screen. "SEND IT FOR CARBON DATING, YOU USELESS JERK!" "WHAT ARE YOU ON, MATE? DUST THE ANCIENT MEDALLION GENTLY! SMELTING METHODS OF THE TIME PRODUCED VERY SOFT AND IMPURE METALS EASILY PRONE TO DISFIGURATION!" All this from two men out of a crowd of twenty.

One lousy drunken idiot and his chum ruin the image of other archaeology fans. Carbon dating report from the lab updates on TV, read by a man employed because they've been following the beautiful science since they were a boy. The drunk chimes in again. "WHAT PHARAOH'S REIGN DID YOU SAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT THE UNDERPINNINGS OF OUR THEORY OF AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT OF 4TH BC EGYPT? GET IN, MATE!" A cheer cascades through the building and you can only wonder why.

Best go home and avoid anyone who might be drinking and singing. You once met a disagreeable chap who threatened to beat you up because you didn't watch the archaeology. "Not a late paleolithic era supporter are you? Think you're better than me? I'll have you, you scrawny tw*t!"

To bed. To repeat the cycle tomorrow. The inescapable, inevitability that wherever you go, someone, somewhere, is just dying to talk to you about the archaeology.

  
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GINNABOOTS 5/16/2014 8:25AM

    I love football too!

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ATLTRAINR 5/16/2014 8:14AM

    FOOTBALL!!!

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NANCYPAT1 5/16/2014 6:48AM

    what an interesting image

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SANDRALEET 5/16/2014 6:45AM

    We live in the world we deserve

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RASPBERRY56 5/16/2014 5:17AM

    While reading your blog, I changed the reference of "archeology" to "politics" (I deal with someone who gets all worked up over it) - I envisioned similar scenarios of your "day" wrt politics - hilarious!

Great post! Thank you for sharing!

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MYAKAYAH 5/16/2014 2:53AM

    I love my football~

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