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Some of our older folks couldn't read the puns...

Monday, May 05, 2014

So here they are:

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the Sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I've never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was Type O.

The dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

  
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    OH MY!

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SUNSHINE65 5/5/2014 4:02PM

    And you younger people either know how to make things bigger, or you just added an emoticon to be polite! Love you all!

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Puns are lovely!

Sunday, May 04, 2014

  
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    the printing WAS SO SMALL I HAD A HARD TIME EVEN READING IT, SORRY!

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SANDRALEET 5/5/2014 8:43AM

    I like ones that can make fun of our self that we all do

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Contemplative moment

Sunday, May 04, 2014

  
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A kiss is just a kiss...

Saturday, May 03, 2014

  
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GENRE009 5/4/2014 7:14PM

    But the kiss of a child is the most precious! Other than puppies! Beautiful picture, hall mark special!

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LACEYKYLE 5/3/2014 11:22PM

    What a darling picture!!! Did you take it?

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    Awwww

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GINNABOOTS 5/3/2014 10:37AM

    Beautiful!

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IMUSTLOSEIT1 5/3/2014 9:44AM

    Never had a sister, so I don't know what that relationship is like, but had one brother that I have always been close to.

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SANDRALEET 5/3/2014 7:57AM

    Nothing like sisters

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DOVESEYES 5/3/2014 2:52AM

    Lovely

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SUSANBEAMON 5/3/2014 1:24AM

  I want the team huddle back.

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OMG

Friday, May 02, 2014

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNluXrrHKY

  
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_CYNDY55_ 5/2/2014 11:13PM

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    OMG! How awful!


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    I saw this on the news! What a mess!

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    What a mess.

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SANDRALEET 5/2/2014 6:49AM

    Must of had lot of rain

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    How terrible glad those people stayed back...

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