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Canyou believe the beauty of this baby?

Friday, May 02, 2014

A friend's little girl!

  
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_CYNDY55_ 5/2/2014 11:13PM

    She's a little Doll!

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MISSDAISY23 5/2/2014 10:34PM

    So cute!

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DALID414 5/2/2014 5:21PM

    Oh my gosh! I looks like a postcard!

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NISSANGIRL 5/2/2014 6:56AM

    adorable!

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MYAKAYAH 5/2/2014 2:10AM

    pretty fabulous~

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RIDMYCOCOON 5/2/2014 2:01AM

    Just Beautiful!

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DOVESEYES 5/2/2014 1:10AM

    Lovely

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Government handouts...

Thursday, May 01, 2014

  
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WINDSWEPTACRES 5/2/2014 11:09PM

    Amen!

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MISSDAISY23 5/2/2014 10:35PM

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BOPPY_ 5/2/2014 4:22PM

    If only it were that simple. emoticon

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MYAKAYAH 5/2/2014 2:10AM

    hehehheehe

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LACEYKYLE 5/1/2014 11:49PM

    emoticon The pink cruiser is pretty cute!!

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In the company restroom...

Saturday, April 26, 2014

  
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GENRE009 5/1/2014 2:09PM

    Can you imagine this! Wow, it would be so funny!

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ATLTRAINR 4/29/2014 9:31AM

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NAYPOOIE 4/27/2014 8:28PM

    Evil! emoticon

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REBECKY441 4/27/2014 1:00PM

    I love Maxine!
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MYAKAYAH 4/27/2014 2:41AM

    Maxine, always the comic lol~

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_CYNDY55_ 4/26/2014 11:46PM

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DALID414 4/26/2014 10:09PM

    emoticon I should totally do this!

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MERRYMARY42 4/26/2014 7:59PM

    good one, wait indeed emoticon

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VJH-W65 4/26/2014 5:30PM

    I love Maxine everything borrowing

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THEY WALK AMONG US and VOTE TOO!!!!!

Friday, April 25, 2014

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY
"THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS :
1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
3. "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price"
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England . It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort'. We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
15. "When we were in Spain there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or
unruly guests before we travel."
18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention
mosquitoes."
19. "My fiancé and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

  
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PAMNANGEL 5/2/2014 1:02AM

    Oh brother!

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MYREALANA 4/28/2014 11:54AM

    See, I wanted spicy food in India, but they kept serving us this baby-food bland stuff!

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PDSLIM 4/26/2014 1:01PM

    Some folks need to stay home

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ALIHIKES 4/25/2014 6:36PM

    Very funny!
Alison
p.s. my friend who gets so upset when anyone here is speaking a foreign language happily chatted away in English (to people who didn't speak English) when we traveled to Spain and Italy

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NAYPOOIE 4/25/2014 1:38PM

    I've known some of these people.

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ANAKIE 4/25/2014 12:09PM

    Sooooooo true. emoticon

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IMUSTLOSEIT1 4/25/2014 11:51AM

    that sounds like something Paris Hilton would write.

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SANDRALEET 4/25/2014 8:31AM

    Funny because to true

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GARDENCHRIS 4/25/2014 7:50AM

    no accounting for stupid.

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MYAKAYAH 4/25/2014 2:18AM

    Entitlement is alive and well~

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FANGFACEKITTY 4/25/2014 1:52AM

    More examples of why some people should not be allowed to breed!

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DALID414 4/25/2014 1:47AM

    Wow!

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SOME FUN

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Night Watchman

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.


Late to work

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

"Boss", he said, " The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you yesterday?"


More Words

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."

Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.

The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."

The husband said "What?"

  
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GENRE009 5/1/2014 2:08PM

    very cute!

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MYAKAYAH 4/22/2014 8:23PM

    Interesting stories indeed!

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LINOVER 4/22/2014 5:55PM

    The first one sounds pretty accurate to me!
The last one also is true! emoticon

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CATLADY52 4/22/2014 5:45PM

    Love the one about the night watchman. It is so close to reality that it is scary. emoticon

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IMUSTLOSEIT1 4/22/2014 2:22PM

    The 1st one about the govr. is so true, just wish they would read this.

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SANDRALEET 4/22/2014 2:17PM

    Yep that is the government

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ALICIA214 4/22/2014 2:13PM

 

Good ones Thanks for sharing..

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HANNAHSGRAMMIE 4/22/2014 2:00PM

    These are great, especially the first one. Sad, but so true!

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