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Wednesday, April 09, 2014

  
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    I love that, so cool~

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    Cool love it
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WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?

Monday, April 07, 2014

(Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's.
A grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them They are old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'
They don't say, 'Hurry up.'
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?'
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have a snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!
It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame the dog.
Send this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, send it to everyone. It will make their day.

  
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ANAKIE 4/9/2014 10:05AM

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I miss my grandfather, he's been gone for 25 years, he was the nicest man.
My daughters have never known a grandfather's love, both grandfather's died before they were born. But they have 2 loving grandmothers. Hope I'm as good of one when they decide to get married and have kids.

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    Wonderful. Thanks for sharing.

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MYAKAYAH 4/8/2014 12:03AM

    Reminds me of a Johnny Carson sketch floating round online! His was school children writing in about Thanksgiving~

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CHERIJ16 4/7/2014 11:57PM

    I am blessed to have been a grandmother who was close to her grandsons. I can relate to many of those statements. If you are lucky enough to be a grandma enjoy them for as long as you can. They grow up to soon. My youngest grandchild just turned 18 and I am going through Grandma withdrawal.

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GENRE009 4/7/2014 10:37PM

    Sounds like the older stereo type grand parent. Everyone I know is still pretty young.

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MERRYMARY42 4/7/2014 7:58PM

    this is wonderful, I loved it, Thanks a bunch

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SANDRALEET 4/7/2014 6:53PM

    The out look of the young love it

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    Sounds like a lot of grandmas and grandpas that I know! emoticon


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BAMAJAM2 4/7/2014 4:44PM

  I love this-- I love being "Grandma" and I don't skip pages in the story books. I love the playgrounds and I love stopping on walks to examine an acorn, a dandelion, a leaf, or even a dead bug.
--- Thank You!

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ANNEMARIA6 4/7/2014 4:21PM

    Those sound like pretty big shoes to fill! Being a grandma is the very best thing in my life! emoticon

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Get outta my way...

Monday, April 07, 2014

  
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IMUSTLOSEIT1 4/9/2014 9:18AM

    Can't repeat what they said but at least you know they are alive.

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MYAKAYAH 4/8/2014 12:04AM

    This would get a reaction out of me as well, no standing in front of the TV when the game is on~

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GODSCHILDAMYB 4/7/2014 7:29PM

    Good one!!!

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BAMAJAM2 4/7/2014 12:02PM

  Sure do enjoy Maxine--- so thank you for the humor!

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SANDRALEET 4/7/2014 8:05AM

    So true

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RASPBERRY56 4/7/2014 7:26AM

    Yeah, Maxine - that outta do it!

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April Fools Day

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

  
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MYAKAYAH 4/8/2014 12:05AM

    I'm all for this idea Maxine!

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WINDSWEPTACRES 4/2/2014 11:14AM

    Oh, if only they'd confine their foolishness to a single day a year!

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    God one .

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SUSANBEAMON 4/2/2014 1:19AM

  it should be, just as a joke.

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Talking Dog for Sale

Sunday, March 30, 2014

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."

The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar."

  
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MYAKAYAH 4/8/2014 12:05AM

    I liked this a lot lol~

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GENRE009 3/31/2014 12:59AM

    I did this joke at least six months ago. I copied it right off the wall at a holistic doctors office. I thought it was cute. When I copied it , it was a guy driving down a country road in Montana. where a farmer was selling the dog in back of his farm at his barn. eva

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MERRYMARY42 3/30/2014 10:11PM

    good one

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MARYB73 3/30/2014 9:08PM

    Funny!


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