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SLEEPY ANIMALS

Saturday, March 22, 2014

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YMWONG22 3/26/2014 3:37AM

  So adorable. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MYAKAYAH 3/22/2014 10:26PM

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SANDRALEET 3/22/2014 7:47AM

    Love it

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WORKOUTWITHPAM 3/22/2014 2:38AM

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SUSANBEAMON 3/22/2014 1:42AM

  Loved the kittens, but that last dog was something else.

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The Children's Bible in a Nutshell

Saturday, March 22, 2014

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says,"The Lord thy God is one," but I think He must be a lot older than that.

Anyway, God said, "Give me a light!" and someone did.

Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden ... Not sure what they were driven in with though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed back up on the shore.

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, "Close the door! Were you born in a barn?" It would be nice to say, ''As a matter of fact, I was.'')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

  
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PAMNANGEL 3/23/2014 10:25PM

    Amen

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MYAKAYAH 3/22/2014 10:26PM

    lol, good funnies~

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SUSANBEAMON 3/22/2014 1:46AM

  Sounds about right.

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Som Late Nite

Friday, March 21, 2014

Things have gotten very tense between the U.S. and Russia. In fact, during a speech today Vladimir Putin criticized the U.S. for thinking it's “always right.” Then he went back to organizing an election where you can't vote “No.” -Jimmy Fallon

Filmmakers are hoping Pope Francis will watch the new movie "Noah." That must be really frustrating, I mean, for people in the theater. Can you imagine sitting behind the Pope's giant hat?-Craig Ferguson

Transportation officials released a study that shows that over the last 10 years the percentage of Californians who drive has dropped 12 percent, while the percentage who walk, bike, or take public transit has doubled to 22 percent. So get ready for a bunch of Schwinn-by shootings, I guess. -Jimmy Kimmel

Vice President Biden said today that the U.S. is considering sending troops to the Baltic states bordering Russia. According to Biden, the Baltic states are the territories located just past Boardwalk and Park Place. -Seth Meyers

  
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MYAKAYAH 3/21/2014 6:04PM

    I think a lot of the time the USA should mind its business honestly, we have enough issues at home here! I understand the concern though!

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IMUSTLOSEIT1 3/21/2014 11:55AM

    emoticon I just hope and pray that this situation does not escalate to any thing more that Russia flexing it muscles.

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SANDRALEET 3/21/2014 10:10AM

    The situation can start war not funny

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AUNTRENEE 3/21/2014 9:07AM

    Enjoyed reading this blog entry.

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Chattering

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

  
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GENRE009 3/19/2014 7:08PM

    I think Maxine would make a beautiful better half with Mr. Magoo! What a couple, imagine.

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MARYJOANNA 3/19/2014 1:38PM

  Now that is cold!

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CTUPTON 3/19/2014 1:35PM

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chris

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SINGINGLADY47 3/19/2014 11:52AM

    Boobs? Oh, wait, I remember those. emoticon

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SANDRALEET 3/19/2014 10:49AM

    Clowbel warming means nixed up weather It will get worse night take a long time or never if we change not get better

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JAROL7 3/19/2014 8:46AM

    Winter has been long. So much for global warming.

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This dog is not allowed on the bed...

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

blog.petflow.com/this-dog-is-not-all
owed-on-the-bed-this-is-what-he-does-w
hen-his-owners-are-away-hilarious/

  
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IMUSTLOSEIT1 3/20/2014 1:52PM

    Absolutely adorable. I don't think it was fair for the cast being allowed on the bed, but not the dog. I finally found you to tell you thanks for the laugh. LINDA

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LINOVER 3/19/2014 4:09PM

    I wonder what the cat was thinking while that was going on! emoticon

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WINDSWEPTACRES 3/19/2014 11:20AM

    Hysterical! Mine could never figure out that the chew toy left in the middle of the bed was a dead giveaway, not to mention the sound of her feet hitting the floor as I approached. emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 3/19/2014 11:20AM

    Hilarious! emoticon Definitely the music makes it better.

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MYAKAYAH 3/19/2014 10:31AM

    lovely fabulous~

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CHUBBY_MOM 3/19/2014 6:08AM

    LOL emoticon

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HANNAHSGRAMMIE 3/19/2014 5:37AM

    That is TOO funny!!!

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IMAVISION 3/19/2014 2:19AM

    That was cute!

Thank you for posting it.

God bless!



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POSITIVEHOPE 3/19/2014 12:40AM

    Oh my, yes. So many words left unsaid.

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FITFRIT 3/18/2014 11:49PM

    too hilarious

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