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I'm broke

Friday, March 07, 2014

  
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  SA here I come!

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SANDRALEET 3/8/2014 8:26AM

    So true Good things cast to much

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DAVIIY 3/8/2014 7:13AM

    lol

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MYAKAYAH 3/8/2014 6:04AM

    Yeah, clothing is so cheaply made these days it pretty well annoys me. I have to agree thrift stores or making your own is the better choice~

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THINFITFEMINIST 3/8/2014 5:45AM

    That's me! I purchase most of my clothing at thrift stores/yard sales. Better quality, much better prices!

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    Isn't that the truth!!!

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    I know the feeling.
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Jesus' Dad's Name

Friday, March 07, 2014

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus'
mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A
little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n'
Mary.''

KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy
replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian
home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to
the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail.

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to
church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One
bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally,
his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men
standing by the door?
They're hushers."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son
ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a
seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear
Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

  
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  Thanks for sharing these stories, they were fun. Children have a way of seeing the real thing through the mask people put on. emoticon

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  What a kick! I SOOOOO enjoyed reading your blog. Having been a Sunday school teacher many years, this humor is dear to my heart! Thanks for the blog. I'll be smiling all day. emoticon

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MYAKAYAH 3/8/2014 6:08AM

    My sarcasm got me with the crying little boy who wanted to stay in his family but his teacher said he needed to be raised in a christian house lol~ The first and last one were quite tickling to me as well!

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Dogs

Thursday, March 06, 2014

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    Funny

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THINFITFEMINIST 3/6/2014 11:01AM

    This is why I live with 2 cats! LOL

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GARDENQE2 3/6/2014 10:49AM

    I have a friend that this would fit perfectly! I doubt I'm brave enough to send it to her!
Thanks for the laugh!

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SANDRALEET 3/6/2014 10:46AM

    Yep some men we can not make to whot we wont

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SUNSHINE65 3/6/2014 10:40AM

    That's crazy! My man is OCD neat!

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Mardi Gras

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

  
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    I hope you all had a wonderful "Fat Tuesday" since for many of you Lent begins today. I know many of us will be considering what we will give up for lent. I can think of a few things for myself. Anyway have a blessed day. (Ash Wednesday) Funny "Maxine". Lol. I love those comic posts.

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late late jokes

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

The new film “Son of God” came out today, and it follows the life of Jesus. Some critics are saying that the actor who plays Jesus in the movie is too good looking. While the real Jesus said, “What the heck’s THAT supposed to mean?” -Jimmy Fallon

On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, “It looks so different sober." -Seth Meyers

They've discontinued Moviefone. If you folks are sad, press 1. If you couldn't care less, press 2. The Moviefone guy is looking for a new job. He's going to be looking at 2:15, 5:00, 7:45, and 10:30. -David Letterman

Some people call the Oscars "the gay Super Bowl." I don't think that's fair. I think it's balanced. This year Ellen DeGeneres is hosting. Bette Midler is performing. There will be a tribute to "The Wizard of Oz." OK, I take it back. Even the Tony Awards are saying, "This is a pretty gay awards show." -Craig Ferguson

It's rumored that Sandra Bullock will end up making $70 million from the movie 'Gravity.' 'That's great!' said the real astronauts making $59,000 a year. -Jimmy Fallon

Big news out of NASA yesterday - the Kepler space telescope has discovered 715 new planets. Either that or somebody sneezed on the lens." -Jimmy Kimmel

A Florida man tattooed a spider on his face in an attempt to overcome his arachnophobia, which is a fear of spiders. The tattoo should also help him overcome his fear of employment. -Seth Meyers

  
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MYAKAYAH 3/6/2014 1:54AM

    Craig Ferguson is a hoot, I try to watch him when I have a break from working at night~

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    These guys are a real "hoot". Very funny.

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ANDREWMOM 3/5/2014 9:22AM

    Thanks - I can not stay up that late to hear them live!!!!!

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