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Blankety, blankety, blanket

Monday, February 10, 2014

  
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ANAKIE 2/11/2014 9:15AM

    emoticon emoticon But, it's such a pretty blanket.

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STUDLEEJOE 2/11/2014 12:38AM

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MYAKAYAH 2/10/2014 11:58PM

    I feel bad for all the snow bunnies, it'll be over some day I think~

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IAPHOTOGIRL75 2/10/2014 11:52PM

    So true! It's been so bad in Iowa this year. I'm so ready for spring!

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SUNSHINE99999 2/10/2014 11:38PM

  so true emoticon

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Some Late Nite

Monday, February 10, 2014

The Olympics have begun in Sochi. A lot of people over there say the hotels stink. The problem is there are only three hotels in Sochi. Of course, you have the Ritz Chernobyl. You have the Sheraton Gulag. And really the best one over there, The Two Seasons. -Dave Letterman

Hillary Clinton is encouraging Hispanic families to read to their kids. She's also telling Asian families to ease up on the math so the rest of us can catch up." -Conan O'Brien

A new LEGO movie is coming out. I've heard some people say, 'This LEGO movie is basically just a two-hour commercial.' These people are completely wrong. It's only 90 minutes." -Craig Ferguson

It was revealed this week that in the past couple years Hugh Grant has fathered three children with two different women. How ironic is that? I end my run the same way it began — asking Hugh Grant, "What the hell were you thinking?" Twenty-two years later, I ask him the same question. -Jay Leno

There are 12 new events in this year's Winter Olympics, 12. The new events include women's ski jumping, luge-team relay, and finding a working toilet. -Conan O'Brien

Tomorrow night the Olympics begin from Sochi. A lot of people over there say the hotels stink. The problem is there are only three hotels in Sochi. Of course, you have the Ritz Chernobyl. You have the Sheraton Gulag. And really the best one over there, The Two Seasons. -David Letterman

This is the last night Jay Leno is hosting "The Tonight Show." Good luck, Jay. The lesson here is if you work hard and succeed, someday you will be fired. That's why I'm happy right here. They can't fire you if they don't know you're on the air. -Craig Ferguson

  
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MYAKAYAH 2/10/2014 11:58PM

    You are so right Craig Ferguson~ great funnies!

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IGNITEME101 2/10/2014 11:48PM

    lol

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Amenities in the car

Monday, February 10, 2014

This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." Then the man in the Granada says, "You got a fax machine?" "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" "Uh-huh." The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Granada says, "So, do YOU have a double bed in back there?" And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here — see?!" The light turns and the man in the Granada takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is final ly done and he picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Granada. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Granada are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Granada. The man in the Granada finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?" "Check this out — I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." And the man in the Granada says, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"

  
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MYAKAYAH 2/10/2014 11:59PM

    pretty humorous this one~

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HANNAHSGRAMMIE 2/10/2014 10:42PM

    funny!

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    Good for a giggle emoticon . I liked that. emoticon emoticon

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SANDRALEET 2/10/2014 7:16PM

    that is funny better than you one emoticon

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IGNITEME101 2/10/2014 6:14PM

    cute

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JAMBABY0 2/10/2014 4:31PM

    thanks for sharing

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Shivering

Saturday, February 08, 2014

  
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IGNITEME101 2/9/2014 11:25PM

    love this woman's sense of humor!

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DALID414 2/9/2014 2:05AM

    Brrr

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LACEYKYLE 2/8/2014 3:52PM

    That's pretty cold!! Try to stay warm!!

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GODSCHILDAMYB 2/8/2014 11:28AM

    Oh my, that is bad and cold!!

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SINGINGLADY47 2/8/2014 7:56AM

    Yep! Love it! However, I am the one doing the shivering this AM. Lol. Judi

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2BDYNAMIC 2/8/2014 7:50AM

    Now that's bad ...... Brrr........ emoticon

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LADYRH 2/8/2014 7:23AM

    emoticon this is a terrible winter

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SANDRALEET 2/8/2014 7:13AM

    A little more and it would of killed them

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ROX525 2/8/2014 6:26AM

    lol

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LATE NIGHT FUNNIES

Saturday, February 08, 2014

The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it's like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise. -Jay Leno

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is indignant at the New York Times for its sloppy reporting about the Bridge-Gate scandal. The governor also took the opportunity to highlight a few other things he believes are sloppy: Meatloaf with gravy, nachos, barbecue ribs, meat-lovers pizza, buffalo wings, hot-fudge sundaes and chili dogs. -David Letterman

I heard the news that Clay Aiken from 'American Idol' is running for Congress. I'm very excited about this. This is fantastic. Do you know the material there will be for me if Clay Aiken becomes a congressman? I can come into work even later every day. -Craig Ferguson

This week on board Justin Bieber's private jet, the pilots had to wear oxygen masks because of all of the pot smoke. They also had to wear ear plugs because Bieber was blasting his own music. -Conan O'Brien

Did you all see that game yesterday? Was that the worst Super Bowl ever? It was 43 to 8. The Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet was more competitive than that. -Jay Leno

After appearing in a commercial during last night's Super Bowl, people are accusing Bob Dylan of selling out. Today Dylan responded by saying, "Everyone needs to calm down, have a Bud Light, and relax at a Sandals Resort." -Conan O'Brien

Did this happen or did I dream this? At one point Peyton Manning was actually sacked by Bruno Mars? -David Letterman

How about that Super Bowl? Some of you may expect me to make jokes about the Broncos. I won't do that. To me it's just beating a dead horse. -Craig Ferguson

Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, "Pray for us." -Jimmy Fallon

A new survey found that Peyton Manning is the most well-respected player in the NFL by his fellow players. In fact, yesterday the Patriots spent three hours moving out of his way. -Jimmy Fallon

Beyoncé performed at Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party on Saturday night. Yeah, because there's no easier way for a woman to turn 50 than having to spend your party looking at Beyoncé. -Jimmy Fallon

Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party supposedly went all the way until 2 a.m. on Saturday. Which explains why on Sunday, Barack expanded healthcare to include Gatorade and Tylenol. -Jimmy Fallon

The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he’s the Pope. He has to believe in miracles. -Jay Leno

Oprah's movie "The Butler" was not nominated for the best picture Oscar. Oprah is said to be very disappointed but she's being comforted but her 700 REAL butlers. -Conan O'Brien

Alex Rodriguez has a lot of trouble. He is suing everybody in baseball, and meanwhile he is terribly out of shape. He hasn't played ball in a long time. Gee, I wonder what a guy like that does to get back into top physical condition. -David Letterman

Unfortunately I wasn't nominated for an Oscar again this year. Apparently you have to be in a movie to get one now. -Jimmy Kimmel

  
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