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Huggies vs Depends

Sunday, January 26, 2014

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs," "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends". Well here is the low down on the whole thing. When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper em.

When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will! Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.

  
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    That explanation sounds reasonable to me! emoticon

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    emoticon ... you got that one right!

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THINFITFEMINIST 1/27/2014 7:53PM

    LOL OMG! That was funny! Thanks.

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SANDRALEET 1/27/2014 8:01AM

    Life has many funny sides Start and finish diapers

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    that was the best understanding of a crappy situation..... emoticon

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TIMOTHY53 1/27/2014 1:23AM

    INterviewer: Boxers or Briefs?
President Reagan: Depends.

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MAVERICK59 1/27/2014 12:21AM

    I think you may be onto something!

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    Gotcha!

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Layman's Ten Commandments

Sunday, January 26, 2014

1 Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout the journey.

2 So why is a car's WINDSHIELD so large and the Rear View Mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.

3 Friendship is like a BOOK. I t takes a few minutes to burn, but it takes years to write.

4 All things in life are temporary. If they're going well, enjoy them... they will not last forever. If they're going wrong, don't worry... they can't last long either.

5 Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

6 Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, friend, it's just a bend, not the end!"

7 When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

8 A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied, "Yes, losing your vision!"

9 When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10 WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES... it takes away today's PEACE.

  
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MYAKAYAH 1/28/2014 3:56AM

    I'm going to save this list because I can really use it about now~

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COLLEENROSTE 1/28/2014 3:26AM

    love the list- good words to remember

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DALID414 1/26/2014 11:35PM

    Love this list.

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GRANDMABABA 1/26/2014 10:30PM

    I so enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing.

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Football...

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

  
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    When i see my breath it cold to me

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MYAKAYAH 1/21/2014 8:18AM

    That is funny but its fairly warm here so I'm glad I don't live in frigid places, I couldn't hack it at all~

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    LOL - that's very funny!!

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Learn to drive...

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

  
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10ACBIRDWALKER 1/21/2014 1:30PM

    The other option being they should stay of the roads I am on

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MYAKAYAH 1/21/2014 8:20AM

    Funny, but so true a lot of the time. I need to get a cup with her saying, I love my attitude problem. I'm sarcastic like that~

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A few jokes...

Monday, January 20, 2014

Stricter with the screening process

A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven.
The angel tells the three new arrivals that because so many drug dealers and other criminals have managed to sneak into Heaven that St. Peter must now be a little stricter with the screening process. Each person is required to state his former occupation and tell his or her yearly salary.
The first man in line says, “I was an actor, and I earned $1 million last year.”
The angel says, “Okay, you may enter.”
He turns to the woman in line and asks her about her life.
She states, “I earned $150,000 as an attorney.” The angel thinks for a moment and then lets her in, too.
He turns to the third one in line and asks, “What have you done with your life?”
The man replies, “I earned $8,000 last year . . .”
“Oh,” the angel interrupts. “What did you teach?”

A real estate salesman and his boss

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.
“That customer's going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?”
“Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.”

Feeding babies

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered... what about people who eat with chopsticks -- what do they use? Toothpicks?

Army officer training school

In this particular branch of the Army's officer training school, the instructor was returning a test. The students identified their work by the last four digits of their Social Security number.
In the early hours of a morning, the instructor was calling the numbers. “Four-seven-seven-zero?” he asked.
“Here,” replied one half-awake lieutenant-to-be. Taking the paper, though, he realized he had mistakenly asked for the wrong paper.
“Seven-zero-seven-five?” asked the instructor.
“Here,” repeated the student, gearing for trouble.
“I thought you were four-seven-seven-zero, soldier,” spoke the teacher.
“That's right, sir,” answered our hero. “I have a nick-number.”

Sorry they weren't funnier LOL

  
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MYAKAYAH 1/21/2014 8:22AM

    Yes they were funny, all of them! This time of the morning I need funny times to get through the rest of the day before bed!

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