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Abducted

Friday, January 17, 2014

  
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KITRONA 1/17/2014 2:21PM

    Too funny!! (And I love your background, it's so pretty!)

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    Hehehehehehehehe!

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CHERIONE 1/17/2014 6:39AM

    HAHAHAHA!

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Late Night Jokes

Friday, January 17, 2014

The Labor Department reported that last month 347,000 people quit looking for work. And in New Jersey, 50,000 people quit DRIVING to work. -Jay Leno

It was announced that President Obama is going to visit Pope Francis. Obama said he can't wait to tell the Pope, "You know, they liked me a lot, too, that first year." -Conan O'Brien

We have a breakdown of the regimen of banned substances that Alex Rodriguez took daily. Four injections of performance-enhancing drugs. Two testosterone lozenges. two different skin creams. A handful of anti-aging pills. And a Tic-Tac. -David Letterman

Justin Bieber was accused of egging his neighbor's house. The neighbor claimed he caused about $20,000 in damage. He throws Fabergé eggs only. -Jimmy Kimmel

We're learning more about this George Washington Bridge scandal. During the traffic jam, a two-block commute that would normally take five minutes took 45 minutes to an hour. As we call that in L.A., “making pretty good time.” We would kill for that on the 405 Freeway. -Jay Leno

Governor Christie was asked, "Do you think this will hurt your chances of being president of the United States. And he said, "Hey, we'll close that bridge when we come to it." -David Letterman

Alex Rodriguez has been suspended for all of next year's baseball season. And he says he's taking Major League Baseball to federal court. Experts say A-Rod's case is fairly weak. But that'll change when he injects himself with steroids. -Craig Ferguson

People in New York are getting to know new Mayor Bill de Blasio. Last Friday he was spotted eating pizza with a knife and fork. New Yorkers are upset. His first scandal in office is eating pizza with a knife and fork. When he heard that, Chris Christie was like, “Hey, wanna trade scandals?” -Jimmy Fallon

We are learning more and more about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Do you know what his least favorite card game is? Bridge! -Jay Leno

There's no Velveeta cheese left in the United States anymore. You know about Velveeta. There's no dietary fiber in it, no iron, no vitamin C, and no cheese. -David Letterman

President Obama has launched a preliminary search for the location of his presidential library. Members of his team are pushing for his birthplace. But I'm thinking Kenya is a bit too far. -Craig Ferguson

Governor Chris Christie is in trouble because his staff shut down part of the George Washington Bridge to get back at a political rival. Yesterday, Christie gave a 107-minute press conference to address the scandal. The last time Christie talked for 107 minutes, he was ordering at IHOP. -Jimmy Fallon

Chris Christie is dealing with a scandal after it was revealed that a top aide shut down access to the George Washington Bridge to get back at a mayor for not endorsing him. Christie was furious when they blocked the bridge. He thought they said they were blocking the fridge. -Jimmy Fallon

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn't know yet if he's running for president in 2016. I guess he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it. -Jay Leno

Apparently someone in Governor Chris Christie's office closed the bridge. This is what I don't understand. You've got a major political figure and the busiest bridge in the world. Don't put anything in writing. Do what I always do when I have something top secret to discuss. I go to a bowling alley and use the pay phone. -David Letterman

Right now Iran's population is around 80 million. Their supreme leader wants to get it up to 150 million. If he wants more pregnancies, he should start by legalizing alcohol over there. -Jimmy Kimmel

My New Year's resolution is that I'm going to take more time off this year. Actually, it wasn’t my resolution, but I'm going to do it anyway. -Jay Leno

The entire nation is in a historic deep freeze. The San Francisco 49ers and the Green Bay Packers played in minus two degree weather yesterday. It was the only game in NFL history where players tackled each other just for warmth. -Conan O'Brien

Be very careful with this cold weather. Why is it so cold now? It's that chill, that blast of cold air that's still coming off Michelle Obama. -David Letterman

It's so cold that in Georgia, Honey Boo Boo actually wore shoes. In Maine, lobsters were throwing themselves into boiling pots. In Chicago, people were wearing deep-dish pizzas on their feet. -Craig Ferguson

  
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MYAKAYAH 1/17/2014 3:59AM

    Well, I had to read it all of course! A lot of bridge jokes lol. Craig Ferguson has the best delivery of the late night jokers in my view~

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Feline Physics

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

  
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HELEN_BRU 1/15/2014 2:07PM

    I love those..

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CARRAND 1/15/2014 12:49PM

    I love cats!

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ALIHIKES 1/15/2014 12:35PM

    Very funny!

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SLIMMERJESSE 1/15/2014 9:49AM

    So true!

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GODSCHILDAMYB 1/15/2014 8:10AM

    I have been with cats the majority of my life and I even raise cats born here at home. They are my babies!! Everything listed is so true!!!!
One missing, The law of cat love: when they feel like it and you don't ask for it and then they don't when you do!!
Another one: The law of cat entertainment: to see if they can make mommy fall flat on her face!!!

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WATERDIAMONDS 1/15/2014 5:51AM

    So cute. I especially love the nap one and the last one--"It doesn't matter" being the operative word with kitties!

Thank you.

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    Got that right!

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MYAKAYAH 1/15/2014 4:08AM

    funny times, many of these apply to my cat~

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IGNITEME101 1/15/2014 2:55AM

    haha! love it! cat facts

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DOVESEYES 1/15/2014 2:42AM

    Great blog

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Cat Got Talent!

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

  
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MYAKAYAH 1/15/2014 4:10AM

    American Idol starting up later tonight, I'd bet the cat has more talent. The kitty bowl is coming on Super Bowl Sunday I'd rather watch that instead of Idol~

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    Now that's a face!

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PAMNANGEL 1/14/2014 10:52PM

    Blondes have more fun?

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Crowded gym

Friday, January 10, 2014

  
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PAMNANGEL 1/14/2014 10:53PM

    So true, so true!

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MYAKAYAH 1/13/2014 5:31PM

    Eh, I have my own gym at home and I don't have to be out and about with all the germs and such! I like being able to work out on my time~

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RUSSELL_40 1/10/2014 1:23PM

    I didn't think about this. I paid for a day pass just to be out around people, and did some exercises, but the noise was incredible. Most people just talking. Sounded like a cafeteria. I'll probably try back in February after they all quit.

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SHERYLP461 1/10/2014 8:30AM

    True, I am not starting the gym until February. I also researched the time of day the gym was the least crowded. 1-3 pm This was good news to me as I am not a morning person!

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CHUBBY_MOM 1/10/2014 6:17AM

    LOL isn't that the truth!

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