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Tuesday, January 07, 2014



  
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  maxine is great

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MYAKAYAH 1/7/2014 4:13AM

    Enjoy your funnies, its good to have smiles on the overnight! I totally agree with the first one, now that the holidays are over I need the rest by working~

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    Very funny. I love Maxine, thanks for sharing.

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Classic late nite funnies

Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Earlier today, President Bush spoke on the phone with the prime minister of Australia. When the prime minister told him it was tomorrow in Australia, Bush's head exploded. -Conan O'Brien

In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath. -Conan O'Brien

After hearing the president's speech, Democrats in the Senate are seeking bipartisan support for a non-binding resolution opposing President Bush's deployment of his military escalation. In response, President Bush said, 'Huh?' -Conan O'Brien

One of the big rumors in Hollywood right now is that Jennifer Aniston is going to split up with Brad Pitt because he's spending too much time with Angelina Jolie. When asked to comment, Brad Pitt said, 'Isn't my life awesome?' -Conan O'Brien

  
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MYAKAYAH 1/7/2014 4:16AM

    Anything with Dubya makes me laugh, man did the comedians get tons & tons of mileage out of his Presidency. I was sad when Barney died though but I love my dogs and cats.

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    LOL AND Australia got a mention! Yahoo! emoticon

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    Very funny! Thanks for sharing.

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Overheard on Dear Abby

Monday, January 06, 2014

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.

  
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0309COOKIE 1/6/2014 8:42PM

    Some people are so weird.

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    Oh, how funny!
People say the darndest things!
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    "Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. "

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    ROFLOL, those are great.

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MYAKAYAH 1/6/2014 2:42AM

    Funny times, gets my sense of humour rolling!

"Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his." This one did it for me~


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    SO CUTE!

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    some people...lol

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    Hilarious. Got me cracking up.

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Short resolution...

Sunday, January 05, 2014

  
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    love Maxine

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    love it, so true...

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    ha ha

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    Haha, love it!

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What Fortune Tellers Don't know!

Sunday, January 05, 2014

GonnaLose5 said I could share this with you:

Years ago, I worked at a newspaper office, one of my duties was to take small advertisements at the front counter. There was a woman that placed weekly ads for her fortune telling business. Every week she came in to place a slightly different ad and every week she was surprised that the ad 'cost so much.' She drove us crazy, each time I was I was tempted to say, "You are a fortune teller, you should know what the cost will be!" Of course I could not say that, but I had mentioned it to my co-worker so it was hard to keep a straight face when one of us took an ad.

  


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