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Military Control Tower

Saturday, January 04, 2014

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."

  
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    Hey, what are you saying about the Marines?
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Elephant Robbery

Saturday, January 04, 2014

A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.

"You'll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up all the jewelry and climbed back into the truck. The doors closed and the truck pulled away."

The desk sergeant said, "Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an Indian elephant or an African elephant?"

"What's the difference?" asked the jeweller.

"Well," said the sergeant, an African elephant has great big ears and an Indian elephant has little ears."

"Come to think of it, I couldn't see his ears," said the jeweller. "He had a stocking over his head."

  
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Expensive Doctors

Saturday, January 04, 2014

A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced.

"I'm back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

  
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It's hard to be a single mom

Friday, January 03, 2014

  
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    Yes, that would be difficult.

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The harmful environmental effects of oil on fish

Friday, January 03, 2014

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."


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    Bet they tasted good too!

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GENRE009 1/4/2014 1:14AM

    I really wouldn't worry about the olive oil they use in fish oil cans, what I would be worried about is the effects of that Tsunami, or radiation thing in 2011 in japan. the doctorstv.com for 1-3-2014 has listed all the fish affected by it. Can you image if the ocean were ruined with no fish, what would the world eat? We need to stop radiation plants, and stop cutting down trees in South America that is what is changing the weather patterns. sorry all this bad news, bum out you jokes here on this page,. reality is a bitter pill to swallow. eva

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    I am pretty sure that is true.

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    Love kids view Have to see more the funny side and laugh more

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    You can't get much past the young!!
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