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White Christmas

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

  
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Merry Chritmas from Maxine

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

  
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    oh Maxine, wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

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Gotta keep your promise

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my little friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

  
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WORKOUTWITHPAM 12/26/2013 5:00AM

    emoticon Very sweet!

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    I wish we could all keep the faith that little child has when we grow up. emoticon

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    Merry Christmas too. emoticon

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    So sweet!

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    emoticon Give that kid a hug, Father! emoticon

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    His intention was Good Just missed the mark by a bit

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Holiday Eating Tips

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.

  
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GARDENQE2 12/24/2013 11:20AM

    Love, love, love eggnog!
Don't tell anyone, but I also love homemade fruitcake!
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MARGARITTM 12/24/2013 10:16AM

    I'll drink to that - pass the eggnog over here!

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late nite funnies

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The U.S. Post Office announced that today is the busiest shipping day of the year. 600 million packages were shipped today, and as many as 500,000 of those will actually be delivered. -Jay Leno

An entrepreneur has made a device that can prevent the NSA from spying on you by blocking your laptopís camera. This new high-tech device is called a small piece of tape. -Conan O'Brien

Iím happy for China. Sending a rover to the moon is really impressive. These days our government canít even get a website to work. -Craig Ferguson

George Zimmerman is auctioning an original painting for $100,000. $100,000? Man, this guy is getting away with murder. -Stephen Colbert

Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words, 'Is this all I got?' --Kelsey Grammer on FRASIER

Last week, the city of Boston sparked controversy when it renamed the giant spruce tree in Boston Common a holiday tree instead of a Christmas tree. Also, the city's nativity scene will now be referred to as the Holiday Homeless Family. --Tina Fey

Here's a holiday shopping tip. Here's what I do and it works pretty good. When you're buying your Christmas tree, be sure to bring along a pair of scissors, so when you find the perfect tree, you can just cut that little tag off that says "sold". --Jay Leno

  
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