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late nite funnies

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The U.S. Post Office announced that today is the busiest shipping day of the year. 600 million packages were shipped today, and as many as 500,000 of those will actually be delivered. -Jay Leno

An entrepreneur has made a device that can prevent the NSA from spying on you by blocking your laptopís camera. This new high-tech device is called a small piece of tape. -Conan O'Brien

Iím happy for China. Sending a rover to the moon is really impressive. These days our government canít even get a website to work. -Craig Ferguson

George Zimmerman is auctioning an original painting for $100,000. $100,000? Man, this guy is getting away with murder. -Stephen Colbert

Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words, 'Is this all I got?' --Kelsey Grammer on FRASIER

Last week, the city of Boston sparked controversy when it renamed the giant spruce tree in Boston Common a holiday tree instead of a Christmas tree. Also, the city's nativity scene will now be referred to as the Holiday Homeless Family. --Tina Fey

Here's a holiday shopping tip. Here's what I do and it works pretty good. When you're buying your Christmas tree, be sure to bring along a pair of scissors, so when you find the perfect tree, you can just cut that little tag off that says "sold". --Jay Leno

  
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    emoticon love Tina Fey

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Santa's nice list...

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

  
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CHERIJ16 12/24/2013 4:38PM

    emoticon Merry Christmas!

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MARGARITTM 12/24/2013 10:26AM

    Adorable!

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SHERYLP461 12/24/2013 9:22AM

    Funny!

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Republicans To-Do List

Sunday, December 22, 2013

  
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GARDENQE2 12/24/2013 11:25AM

    That's right, by golly! I'm saved so the rest of you can bleepin' bleep!


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SHERYLP461 12/23/2013 8:52AM

    That is it! Be a Christian but have none of the qualities it takes.

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SANDRALEET 12/23/2013 6:40AM

    Condemn gays Birth control then those sins do not count

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FANCYKAYAH 12/23/2013 1:48AM

    lol, yep sounds about right!

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DOVESEYES 12/22/2013 11:18PM

    Haven't they already done that?

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DALID414 12/22/2013 11:07PM

    Tisk tisk

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Creationism taught as science

Sunday, December 22, 2013

  
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ATLTRAINR 12/24/2013 5:00AM

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    That drives me so crazy.

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WHO'S ENTITLED TO WHAT??? AND WHY???

Sunday, December 22, 2013

  
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ALFBUNDY 12/24/2013 10:52AM

    There's something REALLY WRONG going on around here!

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AIDEN487 12/22/2013 9:20PM

  Yep get rid of all of them

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NAYPOOIE 12/22/2013 9:01PM

    Yup!

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LADYIRISH317 12/22/2013 8:25PM

    Totally agree.

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SANDRALEET 12/22/2013 7:35PM

    O so true The hypocrites of the warld

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    emoticon emoticon it is so wrong.

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DENNISBISHOP 12/22/2013 6:29PM

    haha

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LJOYCE55 12/22/2013 6:21PM

  hmmmm.

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