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Unbelieveable duo...so young

Sunday, December 22, 2013

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DALID414 12/22/2013 11:18PM

    Simon being Simon, but he definitely at his mean comment.

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CHUBBY_MOM 12/22/2013 5:34PM

    WOW!! Thanks for sharing. emoticon Simons comment when they first came out is awful! emoticon

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COCK-ROBIN 12/22/2013 3:56PM

    Beautiful!

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SANDRALEET 12/22/2013 3:51PM

    Yes I saw them on television Because how they looked like were pree judged Put put them all to shame What a lesson to learn from that

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MISSDAISY23 12/22/2013 3:36PM

    Just watched it. Wow! It is so unbelievable! Thank you for sharing! emoticon


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Christmas Cheer...6th grade level

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Christmas Riddles

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

Christmas Funnies

What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum)

What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Holly-wood.

Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.

Christmas Story

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents.

As soon as he arrived home, he immediately began, "I learned all about the very first Christmas in Sunday school today!

"There wasn't a Santa Claus way back then, so these three skinny guys on camels had to deliver all the toys!

"And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn't there yet, so they had to have this big spotlight in the sky to find their way around!"

Christmas Credit

Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

  
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    Thanks so much for keeping a smile on my face this year-hope you and your family have a wonderful hoilday time. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SMILINGEYES2 12/22/2013 6:16PM

    Thank you for sharing a laugh.

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CHUBBY_MOM 12/22/2013 5:28PM

    emoticon emoticon cute!

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GARDENQE2 12/22/2013 4:39PM

    There's no sense of humor like that of an 11-year-old boy! emoticon

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    emoticon Thank you for sharing. emoticon

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MJRVIC2000 12/22/2013 4:12PM

    Have a BLESSED MERRY CHRISTMAS! God Bless YOU! Vic.

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MISSDAISY23 12/22/2013 3:27PM

    emoticon for sharing! I just shared this with my 12 year old.

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SANDRALEET 12/22/2013 3:11PM

    The funny part kids are not the only ones wow nix things up to there liking

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CATLADY52 12/22/2013 3:10PM

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First day of wnter

Sunday, December 22, 2013

  
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This was posted on Facebook by Glynis McCants

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones

Dear Timmy,

Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think
I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus

Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a
jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?

Respectfully,
Tim Jones


Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,
S Claus

Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

Listen Pizza Face, Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world
on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your s**t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're a** and then walk it dry. Chew on that,
Petunia.

S Clizzy

Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy



Timmy,

That's what I thought you little ba****d.

Santa

  
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GENRE009 12/22/2013 1:43AM

    COOL! EVEN SANTA IS DEALING WITH RUDE PEOPLE.
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LINOVER 12/21/2013 6:23PM

    I too wish more people would see this and take notice! Glad Santa set him straight!

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WINDSWEPTACRES 12/21/2013 11:13AM

    Made me laugh out loud. Send it off to all my friends with attitude. emoticon Merry Christmas. Hope you're not on Santa's 'naughty' list this year.

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RUSSELL_40 12/21/2013 10:58AM

    I loved that. I laughed a lot.

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GARDENCHRIS 12/21/2013 8:50AM

    GO SANTA!!!! emoticon

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NAYPOOIE 12/21/2013 1:27AM

    Yeah, Santa!

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SANDRALEET 12/20/2013 8:41AM

    I wish that would happen to more The warld needs a good telling off To full of creed Good story

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THINFITFEMINIST 12/20/2013 8:00AM

    emoticon I wish every one would see this and take notice: Santa is a ninja!

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  emoticon I needed that laugh. Thanks!!

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    I am LITERALLY laughing out loud. This is hilarious ! Thank you !!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    Ah Modern times. "We would never speak to Santa like that in the "old" days emoticon

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Once a Texan, always a Texan

Thursday, December 19, 2013

A family had moved to Seattle from Texas, and each of them missed their old home. That December, when they went to pick up their first-grade son from school, his teacher told them about a conversation she overheard.

One boy said, "We're Catholic, and we are going to Christmas Mass."

"Were Jewish," said another child. "And we're going to have a Hanukkah celebration.

"Madison chimed in, "We're Texans, and were going to have a barbecue."

  
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