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Conservatives are so easy to anger these days

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned

  
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CATLADY52 11/24/2013 3:15PM

    Regan was a gun-toting conservative supporting gun control! Was that before or after he got shot? emoticon

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SADDHU1 11/24/2013 11:55AM

  RFLMAO! So true!

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SANDRALEET 11/24/2013 8:59AM

    Sad put true

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NASFKAB 11/24/2013 7:41AM

  so true after all these years do they never learn?

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COCK-ROBIN 11/24/2013 3:57AM

    I could add many more, like God doesn't really care whether or not you say Merry Christmas.

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SALEX52 11/24/2013 2:22AM

    There are so many things you could add to the list!

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Call it a week!

Saturday, November 23, 2013

  
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    That's exactly how I feel! LOL

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    Lol.


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State Mottoes

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedies Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

  
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you should have that bar by your comments so I can send this to my other spark friends!

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    My state wasn't on there, lol.


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KISS

Thursday, November 21, 2013

  
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SHERRYBETH84 11/22/2013 3:55AM

    Yep. Truer words were never spoken. You helped me end my day with a big smile. Thanks!

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    Is there an app for that?

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Love your Gobble Gobble paper background!

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SANDRALEET 11/21/2013 7:06AM

    oh oh whot went on there even the dog is closing his ears What a mess we weave

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    HA! Thank you for a great laugh--and a true pearl of wisdom.

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NITE

Thursday, November 21, 2013

President Obama and his top aides met with insurance company CEOs at the White House on Friday. So we've got politicians meeting with insurance salesmen. You know, if you throw in a couple of used car dealers, you have the trifecta of professional lying right there. -Jay Leno

It's Mickey Mouse Day today. He made his debut on this day in 1928. He's 88 years old. I always thought it's weird they sell those hats in Disneyland that look like mouse ears. It's grisly. It's like saying I love Mickey Mouse so much that I want to wear his scalp on my head. -Craig Ferguson

The Gettysburg Address is one of the better-known speeches of all mankind but at 272 words it was pretty short. It was supposed to be longer but what happened was Lincoln kept thanking people and the band played him off. -David Letterman

Miley Cyrus has a huge party in the works for her 21st birthday this weekend. You can tell she's excited because she's been wearing her birthday suit for the past 11 months. -Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes I sit for hours weighing the fine distinctions among the words spunk, pluck, nerve, chutzpah, gall and moxie. --George Carlin

A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies, "No I'm traveling light."

I have a list I made when I was twelve of things I wanted to do before I die. Omigod...how embarrassing. Number One: Touch a boobie. --Drew Carey

According to a new study out of Harvard, it is easier for people to be moral in the morning. They say people are more moral at the beginning of the day, but they become more dishonest as the day goes on. So when people say Congress is as dishonest as the day is long, we now have scientific proof. -Jay Leno

Forbes magazine has named evil Russian President Vladimir Putin as the most powerful person in the world. Vladimir Putin, the most powerful person in the world. Number two: Kelly Ripa. -David Letterman

Today is one of my favorite days of the year — the day after daylights saving time ends. There is one negative. It marks the beginning of a four-month period of my clock on my microwave being an hour wrong. -Jimmy Kimmel

I just heard that the Kellogg’s cereal company is cutting 7 percent of its workforce because of low revenue. Or as one guy put it, “Not Grrreeat!” -Jimmy Fallon

You have to turn your clocks back this weekend. You might think you're gaining an hour, but trying to get the clock back on that nail actually makes you lose an hour. -David Letterman

Mike Tyson is a vegan. Apparently, vegans can't eat meat or dairy, but it's OK to occasionally nibble on Evander Holyfield's ear.
-Craig Ferguson

That same study also found that fruit has become the second most popular food in the U.S. The first most popular food in the U.S.? NOT fruit. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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