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PILGRIMS

Sunday, November 24, 2013

  
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ATLTRAINR 11/26/2013 11:56AM

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GARDENQE2 11/26/2013 10:40AM

    They say "holiday blues" is when you wish you could spend the holidays with your loved ones.
"Holiday stress" is when you have to!
Enjoy your holidays!

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MSLZZY 11/25/2013 11:56PM

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HELEN_BRU 11/25/2013 12:54PM

    I wish I had my relatives! LOL

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SANDRALEET 11/25/2013 8:33AM

    We are thankful at my age when I see them It night be the last time for some ore very old and some not healthy I will pray that you get the best care you can

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COLLEENROSTE 11/25/2013 3:02AM

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BTRX71 11/25/2013 1:36AM

    emoticon Good to know the reason.

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MAGGIEVAN 11/25/2013 1:00AM

    Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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SUSANBEAMON 11/25/2013 12:36AM

  since they mostly leave me alone the rest of the time, i can stand to spend holidays with the family.

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SHERRYBETH84 11/25/2013 12:34AM

    That is too funny, and ssoooooo true! Family, you gotta love 'em.

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GENRE009 11/24/2013 11:18PM

    I think sometimes I'd rather spend it with the Pilgrims!
Eva.

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The Evil Of Our Fears

Sunday, November 24, 2013

IT IS EASY "IF"

It is easy to not lie if one doesn’t fear the truth.

It is easy to not steal if one doesn’t fear need.

It is easy to not envy if one doesn’t fear that one’s status is threatened.

It is easy to not anger if not fearing others.

It is easy to not be open-minded if one fears knowledge.

It is easy to not kill if one doesn’t fear that a life is threatened.

It is easy to not be creative if one fears criticism.

It is easy to not be prejudiced if not fearing the differences of others.

It is easy to not trust if one fears the mal-intent of others.

It is easy to not have hope if one fears continued failure.

It is easy to see that most of the evils of life come from our fears

It is easy to see that if we stopped responding to most of our fears, that most of life's evils would no longer be.

  
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ATLTRAINR 11/26/2013 11:57AM

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GENRE009 11/24/2013 11:01PM

    well said. eva

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DALID414 11/24/2013 8:14PM

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STEVEN_D 11/24/2013 7:49PM

    1 John 4:18

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SANDRALEET 11/24/2013 7:30PM

    I am old and found out that fear comes from the devil and take our fears to take away our peace Beside those things do not as a rule happen

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Odds and Odds

Sunday, November 24, 2013

A customer at a counter of a garden ornament shop said to the cashier, “Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandmas in bloomers.” The cashier replied “that’ll be eight dollars for the pinwheels, ten for the flamingos, six for the sunflowers, and an apology for my wife!”

Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.

Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking. “I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank. “You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…”

Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

How do dogs communicate in the modern world?
P-mail
And how do they tweet?
Wee-mail

“Honey,” says a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.”
“Thank you very much, sir.”

  
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Hah! Here's your state, 0309COOKIE!

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Afraid!

  
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COCK-ROBIN 11/24/2013 11:40PM

    ROFL! That is SO good.

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GENRE009 11/24/2013 7:15PM

    My post on your blog would have been so long, that I just didn't post it here. I did post it at the main message boards, about how I live near Detroit, Michigan, and don't understand what is real in the media, about what they say with its economy? Other than they are broke, and had a crooked major. if you want to see that post go there. Thanks. eva

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QUEENIEBELLE 11/24/2013 6:58PM

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Conservatives are so easy to anger these days

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned

  
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CATLADY52 11/24/2013 3:15PM

    Regan was a gun-toting conservative supporting gun control! Was that before or after he got shot? emoticon

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SADDHU1 11/24/2013 11:55AM

  RFLMAO! So true!

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SANDRALEET 11/24/2013 8:59AM

    Sad put true

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NASFKAB 11/24/2013 7:41AM

  so true after all these years do they never learn?

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COCK-ROBIN 11/24/2013 3:57AM

    I could add many more, like God doesn't really care whether or not you say Merry Christmas.

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SALEX52 11/24/2013 2:22AM

    There are so many things you could add to the list!

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