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Performance Reviews

Saturday, October 26, 2013

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom... and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere... but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should go far... and the sooner he starts, the better."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

  
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    When I was writing reviews...some of these would have been appropriate!
Too bad I didn't think of them!!!
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    Love them!

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    These are really good!

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WEIRD LAWS ABOUT SEX

Friday, October 25, 2013

Sex and the Law

Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Maybe it looks different backwards?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

  
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GENRE009 10/26/2013 10:20AM

    These comments make me feel that we are living in a very ignorant world. Women are still second class citizens. Men are allowed to murder, yet sexual restrictions is a crime? All I have to say is unbelievable! eva

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COLLEENROSTE 10/25/2013 7:24PM

    makes you wonder about society that they would need to come up with such laws

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    emoticon things that make you go hmmmmm

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    Interesting! emoticon

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MSHEL7 10/25/2013 12:11PM

    very interesting...

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SANDRALEET 10/25/2013 11:11AM

    Do not believe all you hear and read The Muslim follow the lows of the Mosses That is spreading hate slander and lies We are way above that kind of behavior

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    Wow!

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    Interesting.

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    Interesting.

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GARDENCHRIS 10/25/2013 6:52AM

    no wonder things are so.....

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COSTUME

Friday, October 25, 2013

  
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    LOL. Love it. Thanks for sharing.

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Speak English, please!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

  
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    I was grocery shopping and behind two old Italian ladies that were looking for tomato sauce and talking in Italian. Being Italian decent, and knowing some little of the language, I told them where it was. When I met them again in the store they were speaking English. i figured they though others would know what they were saying too. LOL

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SOFTLYOPTIMIST 10/24/2013 2:22PM

    I am from/live in England... please don't send idiots like that back over here!

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    lol

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    Yeah!

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    Good one!

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    LOL!


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SANDRALEET 10/24/2013 9:24AM

    Hit the mail on the head We are a country of users and controllers of others with a head as small as a peanut for tolerance or acceptance who the land belonged to which we stole

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    emoticon emoticon Thanks for sharing.

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LOFLLAMA 10/24/2013 7:59AM

    VERY NICE!!!

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IMREITE 10/24/2013 1:16AM

    My favorite is when people pick on ESL (english as a second language) folks and the the esl person corrects their horrible grammer.

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Teachers...

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

  
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    Sadly, it is insufficient. You can't cure invincible ignorance.

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    unfortunatly some of the morons/ immature ones are the parents.

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