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Hilarious parenting tweets

Monday, September 30, 2013

I don’t now why I even bother making my kid a bowl of cereal when I can just pour some milk directly on his pants. -Dad and Buried

There’s a fine line between wanting your kids to stay with you forever and wanting to sell them to the next gypsy carnival. -Darling Golightly

Give them an inch and they’ll whine and cry and break you down until you say FINE ONE MORE EPISODE just to quiet the sad sad operetta. -Ann Imig

My 2 year old has decided that she wants to dress herself today so I’ll have to cancel all of my appointments. -Brian Hope

Really hoping to win an Emmy for the performance I just gave pretending to like the cartoon face my 3 year old daughter drew on an egg. -Shane Nickerson

was gonna write a blog: 20 ways i freaked out on my kids’ 1st day at daycare. but i was so busy freaking out i forgot to write anything down. -Theresa D’Angelo

I know my boys are getting older because I no longer find myself rocking the grocery store shopping cart back and forth like a crazy person. -ReasonsMySonIsCrying

You know your kid is too attached to technology when she asks the Roomba how it likes her dress. -Jessica Valenti

  
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LINOVER 9/30/2013 10:00PM

    You made me smile today! emoticon

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COCK-ROBIN 9/30/2013 8:49AM

    Wonderful!

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MOIRA2 9/30/2013 5:41AM

    emoticon Been there too!

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TWEETYKC00 9/30/2013 4:31AM

    lol

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COLLEENROSTE 9/30/2013 3:00AM

    been there


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IOWA51973 9/30/2013 1:00AM

    A few of these hit close to home....Netflix is both a miracle and a curse!

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DOVESEYES 9/30/2013 12:33AM

    Rocking the shopping cart with no child it ---that was me for a long time :)

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LATTELEE 9/30/2013 12:22AM

  Funny

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Bumper Snickers

Sunday, September 29, 2013

These are a little mean, and I wouldn't put them on my bumper, but love the sarcasmQ

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your butt?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk.

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT!

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

  
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    RASPBERRY56......Me too!

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ROX525 9/29/2013 6:58AM

    Things you think of in your head sometimes and can't say out loud! LOL

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RASPBERRY56 9/29/2013 6:56AM

    Love 'em! Of course, my humor tends to run a bit on the snarky side, but still.........thank you for sharing!

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PICKIE98 9/29/2013 5:37AM

    Are those Maxine-isms?? I just read them the other day..funny

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Move over Dr Freud!

Sunday, September 29, 2013

  
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MISSFITOKSANA 9/29/2013 12:12PM

    LMAO!

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DALID414 9/29/2013 11:52AM

    No degree needed!

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SPARKCHANTAL 9/29/2013 4:07AM

    it's because our eyes are turned outwards, of course.

but that doesn't explain all the 'umbilici mundi' (navels of the world), I know!

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TATTER3 9/29/2013 3:06AM

    That's me!!! But they never ask!

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Change up your workout???

Friday, September 27, 2013

  
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MISSFITOKSANA 9/27/2013 11:38AM

    Time for A change :)

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COLLEENROSTE 9/27/2013 3:08AM

    it is time for a change

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CMOMMYFLY 9/27/2013 1:48AM

    Oooh, goodie! I can't wait!

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GENRE009 9/27/2013 1:17AM

    Yep! It's a coming, hybernation. I am happy today, cause I am getting off a pill to strengthen my bones. I am back to a normal number. But I have to switch up the type of exercises I do to keep up the good work on my bone density. So, it'll be strengthening a couple times a week. Some times my motivation just goes down the toilet!

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PINKEUROGIRL 9/27/2013 1:02AM

    Funny !

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Anagrams

Friday, September 27, 2013

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. When you rearrange the letters:

Dormitory .................................. Dirty Room

Evangelist..............................
... Evil's Agent

Desperation.............................
. A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code..................... Here Come Dots

Slot Machines......................... Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity...............................
. Is No Amity

Mother-in-law..........................W
oman Hitler

Snooze Alarms........................ Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness......................... Genuine Class

Semolina................................
... Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries......... Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point...................... I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes.................... That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two..................... Twelve plus one

Contradiction......................... Accord not in it

  
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ALIHIKES 9/27/2013 11:10PM

    Wow those were very clever

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MISSDAISY23 9/27/2013 9:50PM

    WOW!


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DALID414 9/27/2013 10:39AM

    Fun!

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EVER-HOPEFUL 9/27/2013 4:42AM

    wow

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SUSANBEAMON 9/27/2013 1:12AM

  not a game i'm fond of, but interesting.

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