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Very Sad News

Friday, August 09, 2013

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies just back from vacation, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions .

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

  
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GENRE009 3/17/2014 11:22AM

    I loved the Pillsbury dough boy. Where I worked the tapes of advertising, and lack of taste in dreary music played repeatedly. yet where I heard the Pillsbury dough boy's laugh, hundreds of times all day long it lifted my gloomy attitude. So I mailed away for him. He know is on top of my stove ledge when it's not on. It's my way of having someone happy in my kitchen. I am sadden to hear that he has passed away, and will forever live on my stove in memory of all the joy he brought me at work which sucked. yet I brought joy to many of the miserable people in their daily lives. Thank you for this memory. eva p.s. don't be surprised if I do copy this one day soon.

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NAYPOOIE 8/10/2013 6:26PM

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DIDMIS 8/9/2013 5:32PM

    So cute.

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GMALUCKY13 8/9/2013 5:07PM

    That was so fun to read. Thanks for sharing!

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CAMEY13 8/9/2013 1:58PM

    It was great, loved it. I would like to copy it and send it to my friend, if you don't mind.

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DALID414 8/9/2013 11:42AM

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GARDENQE2 8/9/2013 10:40AM

    Very good! emoticon

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KCSMOM9 8/9/2013 10:39AM

    This made my rainy day a little brighter! Thanks for the laughs. emoticon

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PDSLIM 8/9/2013 10:28AM

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TRIXIETEXAS 8/9/2013 9:39AM

    Great humor for this morning! And I'm with Woubbie...no more carbs and sugar means we did not contribute to his death!

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WOUBBIE 8/9/2013 9:00AM

    Wow. I just realized that I had another reason to be joyful at not eating wheat anymore. No more guilt about eating the Doughboy and his family!

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BECKYSFRIEND 8/9/2013 7:36AM

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    not what I expected! emoticon

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ECONLADY 8/9/2013 2:06AM

    LOL!!!

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SUSANBEAMON 8/9/2013 12:41AM

  good to laugh.

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ALICIA214 8/9/2013 12:25AM

 

I hope he didn't over dose on yeast. Although he would have risen to the occasion.


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IDICEM 8/9/2013 12:21AM

  LOL. Thanks for the smile!

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FATE LITE NUNNIES

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Anthony Weiner’s campaign manager quit. He says he’s applying for a much less stressful job that has a better chance of success. He is trying to get Paula Deen elected president of BET. -Craig Ferguson

This new sexting scandal was too much, so his campaign manager called it quits. Weiner was like, ‘What kind of person quits because of something like that?’ Then voters said, ‘Ideally? You’.-Jimmy Fallon

The French Riviera, over the weekend, had a $53 million jewel heist, and the police went into action. They’ve rounded up Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Lindsay Lohan, and the mastermind of the jewel heist — Carlos Danger, gaucho of love. -David Letterman

Pope Francis still does not support the idea of female priests. He said women cannot be priests because Jesus chose male apostles. And also because letting women in there would ruin all the fun. I mean, let’s be honest. -Jimmy Kimmel

This is the 26th year of shark week. Shark week is so awesome. I'm surprised other networks don't also have shark-themed programing. Shows like 'Sharks and Recreation,' 'How I Ate Your Mother,' and 'The Tonight Show With Jaws Leno.' -Craig Ferguson

The NFL is about to get its first full-time female referee. Good for them. It will be a little different though. When a player asks her what he did wrong, she'll say 'Oh, you know what you did.' -Jimmy Fallon

There is a big fight in the Republican Party between Chris Christie and Rand Paul. In an effort to end the spat, Paul offered to have a beer with Christie. But Christie refused. Christie said, 'It's going to take a lot more than a beer to win me over. You're going to need wings, stuffed potato skins, ribs ˜ I need the whole deal. -Jay Leno

  
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Late Night

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Facebook has a new feature that allows you to see what you were posting a year ago. You just log on to Facebook and click on the 'I'm wasting my life' button. -Conan O'Brien

It's rumored that AMC's show 'The Walking Dead' is adding a zombie baby to the cast for next season. That's right, a drooling, hungry creature that can't talk or listen to reason � most people just call that a baby. -Jimmy Fallon

Hawaii has a new service that they hope will reduce the homeless population. What they do is buy the homeless people a one-way ticket back home. If homeless people don't want to fly, they will pay for them to go home on a cruise. That is just what the cruise industry needs � 'Now with homeless people.' -Jimmy Kimmel

Some jerk vandalized the Lincoln Memorial. Who hates the Lincoln Memorial? Democrats love it because it honors the man who freed the slaves. And Republicans love it because it just sits there and does nothing. If it could cry and chain smoke, it would be John Boehner. -Bill Maher

The head of the TSA said beginning later this year people can pay an $85 fee that will allow them to go through the airport line very quickly with minimal checking. Or as terrorists call that, money well spent. -Jay Leno

Poor Anthony Wiener. His campaign has hit a snag. The first survey since his recent scandal found he is now second place in the race for New York City mayor. He said it’s a minor setback, while the guy in third said, ‘Are you kidding me? What do I gotta do?’ -Jimmy Fallon

Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years. They’re called campaign promises. -Jay Leno

There is a big movie opening today - 'Wolverine.' In the new movie, Wolverine goes to Japan. Over in Japan, they don't call him Wolverine, of course. They call him 'Big Fuzzy-Head Man.' -Craig Ferguson

In a speech about the economy, President Obama said we've all been distracted by phony scandals. It's time we started getting distracted by the phony recovery. -Jay Leno

A new study found that kids have better relationships with their parents if they are friends with them on Facebook. That's good because if you're a kid who's friends with your parents on Facebook, chances are you're not really friends with anyone else. -Jimmy Fallon

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at an academic function, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

  
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Quite p****s me off!

Sunday, August 04, 2013

  
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GENRE009 3/17/2014 11:14AM

    You have no one disagreeing here.

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    We elected the jerks in DC

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NAYPOOIE 8/5/2013 1:40PM

    You got that straight!

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BANKER-CHUCK 8/5/2013 10:49AM

    I disagree with your analysis. This is a global economy and we need to get our jobs back.

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DEELYNNE1 8/5/2013 3:11AM

    You are SO right.

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WOUBBIE 8/4/2013 11:32PM

    Absolutely!

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ECONLADY 8/4/2013 11:29PM

    I agree a 100%!

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LADYIRISH317 8/4/2013 10:21PM

    Abso-freaking-lutely!

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Three Women Spice Up Their Relationship

Sunday, August 04, 2013

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20 plus years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

  
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MSFRANKI1 8/4/2013 6:17PM

  emoticon Just read this aloud to DH and we both cracked up.

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