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Undeniable Adult Truths

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

  
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CECE0330 7/31/2013 10:31AM

    I've ALWAYS thought that about #8 but that it was too morbid to admit to. emoticon

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PDSLIM 7/31/2013 9:32AM

    love #24

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UWPALUM 7/31/2013 7:58AM

    I'm a little concerned about how many of this really seem true for me...:) Good laugh in the morning!

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CAROLCRC 7/31/2013 7:54AM

    Love it!!!!

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CMCGRUN 7/31/2013 6:43AM

    I saw your blog in the list scrolling on the indygirl discussion forum and I'm glad i read it. Ha ha ha, too funny!!!! I sure needed a giggle today :) thanks!!

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EDDYMEESE 7/31/2013 1:57AM

    LMAO!

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PHYLISSCR 7/31/2013 1:32AM

    emoticon thanks for the laugh I needed that..

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BETZYGIRL 7/30/2013 10:49PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Thanks for the laugh of the day!

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ECONLADY 7/30/2013 10:39PM

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NAYPOOIE 7/30/2013 10:01PM

    I agree about the sarcasm font, but I love the one about cups vs helmets.

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ZUMBAOBSESSED 7/30/2013 9:56PM

    I just finished reading this on Facebook. I love the one about the sarcasm font! I'd be using it all the time!

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Funnies

Monday, July 29, 2013

There's a new Anthony Weiner scandal. Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He confirmed yesterday that some new sexually explicit messages have been leaked. He sent them to a woman on Facebook using the code name 'Carlos Danger.' Which is still easier to believe than that other name: Mayor Weiner. -Jimmy Fallon

The show tonight may run a little longer than usual, and I'll tell you why. We have about 300 Anthony Weiner jokes to get through. -David Letterman

Yes, even after the sexting scandal that ended his congressional career. It turns out he learned nothing. Has this man never heard of SnapChat? Your dong shots disappear seconds after you send them…I have been told. -Stephen Colbert

Before we begin the show, I want to ask everyone to turn off their cellphones. It has nothing to do with our program. We just want to protect you from Anthony Weiner. He may try to send you a text. -Jay Leno

The royal baby is set to inherit $1 billion. In fact, he's so rich that he's already dating a girl half his age. -Conan O'Brien

A tourist came up to me today and she says, 'I watch your show on and off.' And I said, 'How do you like it?' And she said, 'Off.' -Dave Letterman

Taco Bell announced that it will discontinue its line of kids' meals because of low sales. You know your food's bad when even little kids say, 'I'm not putting that in my mouth.' -Jimmy Fallon

A lot of guys go to Comic-Con dressed as super heroes. Comic-Con is a great place to go if you want to see what all your favorite super heroes would look like if they stopped working out and ate only ice cream. -Craig Ferguson

Two hundred cows recently died in a field in Wisconsin. Nobody knows the cause of death, but they suspect boredom. -Conan O'Brien

The temperature got up to a 100 here in New York City. And now doctors are warning people about something called 'heat rage.' It's a real thing, where people to overreact when it gets too hot. It's similar to those other conditions in New York: cold rage, lukewarm rage, and just regular old rage. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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UWPALUM 7/30/2013 9:53AM

    Very nice!

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UMBILICAL 7/29/2013 10:19PM

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Watch A Preacher Succinctly Explain What Everyone Missed About The Trayvon Martin Case

Sunday, July 28, 2013

www.upworthy.com/watch-a-preacher-su
ccinctly-explain-what-everyone-missed-
about-the-trayvon-martin-case-9?c=upw9

  
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COACHPENNY 7/31/2013 10:28AM

    I agree Fox news should be ashamed...they aren't...but they should be.

Trayvon Martin wasn't a perp and George Zimmerman wouldn't have been had he not profiled Martin.

Something happened yesterday that made me think of something else concerning race and the reasons for fear on both sides. I was teaching class in a pool that is part of a hotel complex. A group of young people (late teens, early 20s) were being loud and obnoxious during our class...trying to outshout the music, dancing wildly on the deck and mimicking what I was teaching (in a more athletic way emoticon ). At first, just annoying and later, in a much more in a disruptive manner.

I asked them if they wanted to join the class hoping to re-direct the behavior. They made snide remarks and finally they began jumping into the pool right next to the participants. At that point, I told them they had to move if they wanted to jump and splash since they had the rest of the large pool to use. We were only using a small area. They continued to be annoying but stopped the jumping and splashing to a degree. Their actions went well past silliness and into hostile behavior.

The people in the class were older and white. The young people were black. I do think that the people in the class were disturbed not only because they were being bullied by a bunch of obnoxious kids, but also I sensed a fear. Not one person said a word and the people in this class aren't wallflowers. Had they been white kids they probably would have said something even before I did.

My perception was that the young people were purposefully obnoxious and openly disdaining of the class. It made me wonder if they would have been this hostile if the class were compromised of mixed races (it is, much of the time). Did they perceive us in a negative light because of race? Or was this just a case of young against old? Making fun of us old fogies for sport.

I do know that it gave me pause and I wish that respect and co-existence were a given and not something we have to work at.

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DIHEALTHYHAPPY 7/29/2013 11:36AM

    Thanks!

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SASIKHASI1 7/28/2013 9:45PM

    That's right, blame it on Fox News, gotta blame somebody other than the perps.

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WOUBBIE 7/28/2013 7:46PM

    Absolutely.

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ECONLADY 7/28/2013 7:23PM

    Thanks for sharing

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SPARKLE1908 7/28/2013 6:56PM

    Wow...that's powerful...thanks for sharing...

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Simple Home Remedies That Work

Sunday, July 28, 2013

1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. To avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat-use the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. [remember to use a timer.] .

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives - you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem

  
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ALIHIKES 7/28/2013 9:03PM

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GMASANDIE 7/28/2013 2:01PM

    #4 is my favorite. I ever snooze the alarm, but my grown chioldren all do.

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ECONLADY 7/28/2013 3:28AM

    LOL

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DALID414 7/28/2013 2:40AM

    emoticon #6 is so McGuiver-ish

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EDLEAR 7/28/2013 2:13AM

    Thanks, I needed this!

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Stress reliever...

Saturday, July 27, 2013

  
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    emoticon You totally got me! I thought it was a motivational type of comment until the second line. emoticon

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    emoticon emoticon Good one

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SUNSHINE65 7/27/2013 4:40PM

    At first I thought they were talking about my own body??? LOL :)

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