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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

It turns out the Pakistan police pulled Osama bin Laden over for speeding. Pulled him over and wrote the guy a ticket. So listen. I don’t want to hear any more of this nonsense about Pakistan being lenient on Osama bin Laden, OK? -David Letterman

Top Ten Signs Your Country Is Too Fat

10. National bird is the Fried Chicken
9. Motto on currency reads: "You gonna finish that?"
8. Rule is divided among Prime Minister, Parliament, and a Dairy Queen
7. Flag features a steaming plate of ribs
6. Your president would never pardon a turkey
5. Official language has 50 words for "bacon"
4. You're the only country drilling for olive oil
3. National pastime: labored breathing
2. It's illegal to yell, "free cookies!" in a crowded theater
1. President is so fat, he's also the Vice-President

David Letterman


With Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer running for political office, New York City is changing its nickname to ‘The City That Never Sleeps With Its Wife’. -Conan O'Brien


President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name – it’s called headlights. -Jimmy Fallon

  
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If you're interested...

Monday, July 15, 2013

Check out the FasterEFT videos

www.youtube.com/HealingMagic

  
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ECONLADY 7/16/2013 1:31AM

    Fascinating! I will look at more videos tomorrow.

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FasterEFT Presentation

Monday, July 15, 2013

Presentation went well. Showed a couple of videos from YouTube to give them an idea of how it works. Gave a handout on how to do it. [Nobody threw it away in the room! LOL] See if I get any feedback down the road.

  
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    Awesome! It may not be for everyone, but I'm sure you introduced a new way of dealing.

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FasterEFT

Monday, July 15, 2013

Going to give a talk on FasterEFT to the residents tomorrow. Hope I can help some of them to reduce pain.

  
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    I'll be thinking of you.

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Designated...

Saturday, July 13, 2013

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

  
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