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IKEA wardrobe...

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

A very well-known international furniture and interior decoration D.I.Y. Store recently set up a customer assistance department. The first call they got was from a lady who had purchased a wardrobe early in the morning. She explained that after assembly the wardrobe had crumbled three times when the public transport bus passed in front of her house. The store sent a technician over to her place. He reassembled the wardrobe - which was in the hall on the second floor - and then got into it to observe what would happen when the bus, which was due a few minutes later, went by. The phone rang then and the lady went downstairs to take the call. Just then her husband came home from work with a terrible flu condition. Hearing his wife on the phone he trudged upstairs where he found the wardrobe; on opening one of the doors and seeing the man inside he exclaimed "What the dickens are you doing in there!?!" To which the guy replied "I know you'll never believe this, but I'm waiting for the bus!!"

  
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JEANSHEP2 7/4/2013 3:21PM

    Funny, funny!

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JAM03476 7/3/2013 5:42PM

    way to funny!

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NAYPOOIE 7/3/2013 10:58AM

    Yeah, I might have been skeptical.

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EVER-HOPEFUL 7/3/2013 9:30AM

    love it.thanks i needed that laugh right now emoticon

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Doctors vs. Guns

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Doctors:

The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000

Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000

Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Guns:

The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000

The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500

The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of F.B.I.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediatly. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

Note: Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers have been withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

  
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HELEN_BRU 7/1/2013 9:57AM

    Scary facts!

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GARDENCHRIS 7/1/2013 7:16AM

    thanks.... from an NRA member!

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NYARAMULA 7/1/2013 1:56AM

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NAYPOOIE 7/1/2013 1:15AM

    LOL

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BLITZEN40 7/1/2013 12:06AM

    This is great- thanks for sharing!

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DALID414 6/30/2013 11:48PM

    Holey moley! emoticon

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ECONLADY 6/30/2013 11:07PM

    But a doctor sees more patients than a gun is shot, at least I hope so.

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We Are But Dust

Sunday, June 30, 2013

A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice:

"Mommy, what is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point.

  
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    classic! emoticon

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    Leave it up to the kids! emoticon

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Where do you stand on horse slaughtering?

Saturday, June 29, 2013

wildhorsepreservation.org/media/reac
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org2.democracyinaction.org/o/6931/p/
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SUNSHINE65 6/30/2013 3:28PM

    Of course there are folks who would adopt the horses. But the ones the big slaughtering houses are after are the wild herds...which should remain wild. Chasing horses with helicopters should be punishable by steep fines as animal cruelty!

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LADYIRISH317 6/30/2013 3:02PM

    I can't imagine there aren't ranch or farm families that would like to adopt these horses and give them good homes.

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NANCYPAT1 6/29/2013 6:16PM

    I am not in favor of slaughtering horses -

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61INCHGAL 6/29/2013 6:09PM

    As a vegetarian and animal rights supporter ( and animal sponsor ) I would not be in favor of killing animals for any reason at all.

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Fortune Cookie

Saturday, June 29, 2013

  
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61INCHGAL 6/29/2013 6:10PM

    So cute !!! emoticon

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WOUBBIE 6/29/2013 11:43AM

    LOL! At least it's an HONEST cookie!

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NANA2PRINCESSES 6/29/2013 8:13AM

    Love this, thanks for posting,

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MARYJOANNA 6/29/2013 5:44AM

  Have never seen that before. It shows that it is up to you to get motivated and start eating the right things.

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DALID414 6/29/2013 2:13AM

    That's unfortunate

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SUSANBEAMON 6/29/2013 1:27AM

  so true

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