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Something to Prove

Monday, January 31, 2011

Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet. One evening we took a brisk walk downtown, and I surprised her by jumping over a parking meter, leapfrog style.
Pleased with myself, I said, "How many fat men do you know who can do that?"
"One," she retorted.

  
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2BEATIT1 2/1/2011 8:50AM

    cute.
Thanks for sharing
Jean

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ELLFIN3 1/31/2011 3:32PM

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YIGOBUTTERFLY 1/31/2011 4:57AM

    Funny! Love it! emoticon

Jane on Guam


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Subtle Hint

Thursday, January 27, 2011


Although I knew I had put on a few pounds, I didn't consider myself overweight until the day I decided to clean my refrigerator. I sat on a chair in front of the appliance and reached in to wipe the back wall.
While I was in this position, my teenage son came into the kitchen. "Hi, Mom," he said. "Whatcha doin', having lunch?"
I started my diet that day

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YIGOBUTTERFLY 1/28/2011 4:41AM

    Kids, don't ya love them?

Jane

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AZURELITE 1/27/2011 6:04PM

    Yes, that would definitely give you motivation....

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MRSJERRYBUSH 1/27/2011 5:22PM

    We all have that "ah ha" moment, don't we?

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SPORTSMOM03 1/27/2011 3:53PM

    Yep - that would definitely be incentive!

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ELLFIN3 1/27/2011 3:11PM

    Oh My! You do not know whether to Thank him or kill him!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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FRIENDOFBACH 1/27/2011 12:49AM

  It's amazing what an impact a passing comment can have, isn;t it. Glad you're helping yourself regardless of the reason that you started.
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Bland Diet Food

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

My sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest sister was showing us a low-fat cookbook and pointed out a chicken dish she had tried the night before. Reading the ingredients, I commented, "It looks like it would taste really bland."
"It did," she replied, "until I added cheese and sour cream.

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YIGOBUTTERFLY 1/28/2011 5:12AM

    Boy did that put on the calories! But no longer bland.

Jane



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ELLFIN3 1/26/2011 3:29PM

    emoticon Correct me if I am wrong but does that not defeat the purpose!!! emoticon Thanks! Enjoy your Wednesday!!! emoticon emoticon

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NOTSPEEDY 1/26/2011 10:22AM

    Thanks for my laugh of the day.

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Weight Loss Buddies

Monday, January 24, 2011

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
"Good!" I exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Great!" she replied. "I'll ride with you."

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ELLFIN3 1/25/2011 9:47PM

    emoticon emoticon I really like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! emoticon emoticon

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2BEATIT1 1/25/2011 12:47PM

    I think that gave all of us a chuckle.
Thanks for sharing.
Jean

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YIGOBUTTERFLY 1/25/2011 7:00AM

    Sounds like you have a plan!!! emoticon

You make me chuckle!

Jane on Guam

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PEEDLE 1/24/2011 6:21PM

    That's what friends are for, right?

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AJB121299 1/24/2011 4:55PM

    best of luck

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No More Meat!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!' " she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month -- until you loathe it." When the woman finished, she paused, looked up and said, "Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?"
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CAROLYNVIL 1/28/2011 5:43PM

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YIGOBUTTERFLY 1/25/2011 7:26AM

    Funny!

Jane on Guam

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ELLFIN3 1/24/2011 4:56PM

    emoticon Thanks!!! emoticon emoticon

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LLGALLAGHER 1/24/2011 12:25PM

    LOL funny!

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NOTSPEEDY 1/24/2011 10:54AM

   
LOL.

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ELINTY 1/23/2011 11:49PM

  that's funny i like that one

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