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What's that song?

Saturday, June 22, 2013

  
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    Cinema (Skrillex version?)

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    It's on the tip of my tongue! emoticon

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JUNA89 6/22/2013 8:43PM

    emoticon Is it Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless) by Crystal Waters

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Late Nite...

Saturday, June 22, 2013

President Obama's approval rating has dropped eight points over the past month, down to 45 percent, his lowest rating in more than a year and a half. But Obama is vowing to find out whose approval he's lost, track them down using their email and phone records, and personally win them back. -Jay Leno

The latest search for Jimmy Hoffa has been called off. The FBI now says they called off the search because the NSA said it would be too difficult to find Jimmy Hoffa because he hasn't made a phone call since 1975. -Jay Leno

President Obama is in Berlin, Germany. It was 97 degrees in Berlin today. I haven't seen Obama sweat like that since, well, yesterday. And the day before that. All this week, in fact. -Craig Ferguson

A new survey found that 70 percent of Americans admit to 'going through the motions' at their jobs. And the other 30 percent blah, blah, blah, punch line. -Jimmy Fallon

Due to the government spy scandal, sales of the classic George Orwell book ’1984′ have skyrocketed. So the fallout is worse than we thought. It’s making Americans read. -Conan O'Brien

Evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin and his wife, Connie, have been married a long time, and everybody thought they were happily married. Well, last week Putin announced he was divorcing Connie. And when Chris Humphries heard that, he said, ‘You can do that, really?’ So far, it’s a very amicable divorce. So far, Connie is still alive. -David Letterman

There are reports that female terrorists are being fitted with exploding breast implants. How many guys are going to use this as an excuse? ‘Honey, I’m not looking at her breasts. I’m working for Homeland Security’ -Jay Leno

Conservative commentator Glenn Beck is suffering from paralyzed vocal cords that have made him unable to speak. But not to worry – doctors are working around the clock to make sure this condition continues. -Conan O'Brien

  
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    Omigod, that IS serious: "So the fallout is worse than we thought. It’s making Americans read."

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SUSANBEAMON 6/22/2013 12:47AM

  liked that last one. he needs to be silent more.

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Funny Notes from Little Kids

Thursday, June 20, 2013

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GIA_ROSY 6/21/2013 6:24PM

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    Too funny!

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DOVESEYES 6/21/2013 1:10AM

    Love it if i was a tooth fairy I'd accept the eyelash and pass it on to the eyelash fairy!!!!

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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, "Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.

  
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NAYPOOIE 6/25/2013 3:54PM

    I love them all!

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    Loons and Moons! That is hilarious! emoticon

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SONYALATRECE 6/20/2013 11:59PM

    I love it, too!
(I actually love them all)

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Away at a seminar

Saturday, June 15, 2013

I haven't been writing very much because I am away at a seminar. It is a seminar about FasterEFT. I am in Oklahoma City Oklahoma 2500 miles from home. This may be life-changing. Catch you up later and more jokes later on. Love you all.

  
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AZURELITE 6/17/2013 5:57PM

    Enjoy the seminar! Can't wait to hear about it!

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    Take care & have a safe and great trip! emoticon

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DALID414 6/16/2013 12:33AM

    I hope you find the answers you seek.

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DOVESEYES 6/15/2013 11:07PM

    Hope it's a productive time for you. I like 'life changing' :)

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