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Toads are great catfish bait!

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grabs the snake from behind and carefully removes the toad from its mouth and puts the toad in his side bag. Fearing the angry snake would bite him; Bubba grabs his bottle of daddy's moonshine from his pocket and carefully pours 2 drops into the snake's mouth. The snake's eyes glaze over and quickly go limp. Bubba carefully places the snake back in the water.

A few hours later, Bubba is just about to head back home, when he feels something tapping on his leg. He looks down and is amazed to see the same water moccasin with 2 frogs in its mouth.

  
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    oh my!

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    Cute!

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Pillows and Blankets

Saturday, June 08, 2013

  
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OAKASHANDTHORN 6/8/2013 9:23PM

    Oh, goodie! I love pillow fights!



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NAYPOOIE 6/8/2013 3:13PM

    Sounds like a plan to me

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WOUBBIE 6/8/2013 1:23PM

    So realistic!

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    cute

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    Cute!

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Yay let's build a fort!

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MARYJOANNA 6/8/2013 5:55AM

  Very cute!

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Romance vs. Reality

Saturday, June 08, 2013

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically nonromantic, replied,

I am on the commode. Please advise!

  
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WOMANWITHGRIT 6/8/2013 8:51PM

    HA! I needed a laugh and this was great. Thanks.

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    LOL!

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Late, late, late...

Thursday, June 06, 2013

Top Ten Other Names Considered by Vin Diesel

10. Din Viesel
9. Dirk Nozzle
8. Don Cheadle
7. Van Decal
6. Vindlebert Humperdiesel
5. Beef Recall
4. Jean-Claude Van Diesel
3. Witch Hazel
2. Veal Schnitzel
1. Vin Cougar Mellendiesel

David Letterman


China is the winner in the Iraq war? They weren't even nominated! China's not even in the running! Don't you have to be in a war to win it? China... you've already beaten us in synchronized drumming, bear cuteness, air chewability, and you've gotta take this from us too? -Jon Stewart


By the way, I'm not a microbiologist so, in this story, I don't need to see your virus porn. I don't know what that is! I have no idea if that picture means "We're all gonna die!" or "Congratulations you're having triplets!" -Jon Stewart


Tonight I come to you with a heavy heart. And not just because my pre-show cocktail is a bourbon and Nutella. No folks, I am ensaddened by the recent announced retirement of "an" conservative giant Michelle Bachmann. The congresswoman who represents Minnesota's "Valley of the Dolls". -Stephen Colbert

  
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    "Ensaddened" needs to be added to the dictionary.

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Soap opera...

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart. "How can you sit there and cry about the made-up troubles of people you've never even met?" he demanded.

"The same way you can jump up and scream when some guy you've never met scores a touchdown," she replied.

  
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SONYALATRECE 6/4/2013 10:59PM

    Good one!

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