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Saturday, May 11, 2013

A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it's just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked: "Now what?" to which the boy turned and shouted, "NOW WE RUN!!"

  
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Inetretsnig !

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Pettry amzanig huh?

  
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GARDENCHRIS 5/12/2013 8:52AM

    just the fudk tkat I cpuld rsad thls is anazhg.!

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4EVERNESS 5/11/2013 8:39PM

    Unfortunately for speed readers and cognition, it's a pain in the rear.
unfrnatly 4 spd rdrs n cognishun iz pane in rrr

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DOVESEYES 5/11/2013 8:17PM

    Cool...

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NAYPOOIE 5/11/2013 8:11PM

    Great. Another excuse for bad spelling.

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CARRAND 5/11/2013 6:21PM

    That is amazing.

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KACAR51 5/11/2013 5:48PM

    That is soooo cool! Thanks for giving me a laugh! emoticon

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BUSYGRANNY5 5/11/2013 5:45PM

    Seeing this in lots of different forums lately!!!!

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THINAGIN2 5/11/2013 5:44PM

    Azamnig!

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Late Nite Funneeeees

Friday, May 10, 2013

Today former Pope Benedict is moving back into the Vatican. He is going to be mad when he sees that Pope Francis took down his Metallica posters. That’s right. Two Popes now under one roof. Can you believe that? Yeah, they’re just one-half Pope away from being a sitcom on CBS. -Conan O'Brien


While in Mexico, President Obama plans to promote his immigration policy. Is that really necessary? Seems the last place you have to promote immigration is Mexico. I think they’ve got it down. That’s like going to San Francisco to promote gay marriage. -Jay Leno


A man arrested for shooting at the White House says he was upset over U.S. marijuana laws. Man, if only there was some way to mellow that guy out. -Stephen Colbert



Here’s the week’s only good news: Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He announced it earlier today in his underpants. -David Letterman

  
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True or False

Thursday, May 09, 2013

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason an ostrich sticks its head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the Rabbit and the Parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used instead of real milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be Green.





Answers: All of the above are true. Don't you just love number sixteen?

  
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BECKYSFRIEND 5/13/2013 9:57PM

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COLLEENROSTE 5/11/2013 2:35AM

    who would have thought ?

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HELEN_BRU 5/9/2013 8:45AM

    Very interesting!

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DONNABRIGHT 5/9/2013 8:02AM

    And what about #12 - how does that happen??? Never mind, I probably don't want to know!

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DOVESEYES 5/9/2013 2:02AM

    Interesting ....very interesting. Eek no 16!!!

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DALID414 5/9/2013 1:34AM

    Learned a few new things

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FITANDFIFTY2 5/9/2013 12:44AM

    Oh dear.. # 16, I might have to sleep with a face mask...lol

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What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)

Thursday, May 09, 2013

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).

7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
(He's a bully).

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
(She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).

11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.
(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).

12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome! (A mouth that never stops yakking).

  
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