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Late Nite

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

"New York City is considering a law to ban people from wearing costumes in Times Square after a man dressed as the Cookie Monster shoved a little boy. In his defense, Cookie Monster said, 'Boy not give up cookie.'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"Elsewhere in the news, a Swedish company was fined today after one of their assembly robots attacked a human worker. And so it begins..." -Craig Ferguson

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"For those of you who aren't familiar with Coachella, it's a big music festival in the California desert. If you didn't get tickets or if you're too far away, just get high and pass out in a dumpster behind Trader Joe's. Just like being there." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"A brewery in Japan has introduced a beer made from elephant dung. How do you market something like that? 'I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it comes from an elephant's butt.'" -Craig Ferguson

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"A study has found that some people can suffer symptoms of withdrawal when they are forced to stay away from social media sites. This is why I'm not even on Facebook. I update my high school yearbook manually with a pen." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"A new study came out that shows that the germiest place in your kitchen is the refrigerator's vegetable drawer. After hearing this, most Americans said, 'We have a vegetable drawer?'" -Conan O'Brien

  
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CMRAND54 4/24/2013 1:41PM

    I love the vegetable bin one. Of course all us Spark People know they have a vegetable bin and keep it full of fresh fruits and vegetables! I even clean mine once in a while.

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AMALIA8 4/23/2013 11:32PM

    The last one actually made me LOL. Thanks for sharing! Keep up the fantastic work!

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WOUBBIE 4/23/2013 11:22PM

    LOL at the vegetable drawer joke!

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DOLPHINSINGER72 4/23/2013 10:49PM

    Giggles!

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Liking my curves...

Monday, April 22, 2013

I just saw a runner so skinny she needed suspenders for her spandex. Liking my curves today.

  
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Hope you read this priceless blog!

Monday, April 22, 2013

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DALID414 4/22/2013 8:29PM

    It was hilarious! The title so got me into thinking it was a serious blog, so the photo completely caught me off guard! My ribs were hurting from laughing so hard! emoticon

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DEBIGENE 4/22/2013 7:20PM

    Pretty darn funny is all I can say !!!! I love a good laugh !!!

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NAYPOOIE 4/22/2013 12:19PM

    Thank you Woubbie!

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ACIMPEGGY 4/22/2013 10:06AM

    It IS priceless!

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WOUBBIE 4/22/2013 9:33AM

    I ROFLMAO'd when I saw the picture on the Spark email. Oh my! How did THAT pass by the Spark censors?!?!? (Laughing again just thinking about it!)

Luckily the original pic was still in my email trash bin (fitting, no?) so I threw a copy into an old blog post of mine. I give you EMERGENCY FLASHERS:

http://www.sparkpe
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individual.asp?blog_id=5116623

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GARDENCHRIS 4/22/2013 7:28AM

    i want my own set of flashers!

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MAGGIEVAN 4/22/2013 3:29AM

    Very funny, thanks for sharing.

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Did They Mean to Say That

Monday, April 22, 2013

- On a New York loft building: "Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor."

- In a New Hampshire medical building: "Martin Diabetes Professional Ass."

- In the office of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."

- In a New York medical building: "Mental health prevention center."

- In a toy department: "Five Santa Clauses -- no waiting."

- On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

- On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.

- At a number of military bases: "Restraicted to unauthorized personnel."

- In a number of parking areas: "Violators will be enforced and Trespassers will be violated."

- On a display of "I Love You Only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."

- In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work."

- In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan.

- On a window of a New Hampshire hamburger restaurant: "Yes, we are open. Sorry for the inconvenience."

  
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Ta-Da!!!!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

  
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    Yeah, that works

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