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Liking my curves...

Monday, April 22, 2013

I just saw a runner so skinny she needed suspenders for her spandex. Liking my curves today.

  
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Hope you read this priceless blog!

Monday, April 22, 2013

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    It was hilarious! The title so got me into thinking it was a serious blog, so the photo completely caught me off guard! My ribs were hurting from laughing so hard! emoticon

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DEBIGENE 4/22/2013 7:20PM

    Pretty darn funny is all I can say !!!! I love a good laugh !!!

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NAYPOOIE 4/22/2013 12:19PM

    Thank you Woubbie!

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    It IS priceless!

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WOUBBIE 4/22/2013 9:33AM

    I ROFLMAO'd when I saw the picture on the Spark email. Oh my! How did THAT pass by the Spark censors?!?!? (Laughing again just thinking about it!)

Luckily the original pic was still in my email trash bin (fitting, no?) so I threw a copy into an old blog post of mine. I give you EMERGENCY FLASHERS:

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    i want my own set of flashers!

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    Very funny, thanks for sharing.

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Did They Mean to Say That

Monday, April 22, 2013

- On a New York loft building: "Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor."

- In a New Hampshire medical building: "Martin Diabetes Professional Ass."

- In the office of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."

- In a New York medical building: "Mental health prevention center."

- In a toy department: "Five Santa Clauses -- no waiting."

- On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

- On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.

- At a number of military bases: "Restraicted to unauthorized personnel."

- In a number of parking areas: "Violators will be enforced and Trespassers will be violated."

- On a display of "I Love You Only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."

- In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work."

- In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan.

- On a window of a New Hampshire hamburger restaurant: "Yes, we are open. Sorry for the inconvenience."

  
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Ta-Da!!!!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

  
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    Yeah, that works

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Later NIghter

Friday, April 19, 2013

North Korea is ruled by Kim Jong Un. Over the weekend, the premier of China told Kim Jong Un to chill out. Now, when the premier of China tells you to chill out, it’s like Mel Gibson saying, ‘Whoa, easy on the tequila’. Japan gave warnings too. They said if North Korea tests this new weapon, Japan will have no choice but to set up their own missile defense system. They’re adorable little missiles with ‘Hello Kitty’ on them. This is unprecedented. First China, now Japan. I haven’t seen people turn against a fat Korean guy this quickly since ‘Gangnam Style’. -Craig Ferguson


The acting president of Venezuela has put a curse on voters who don’t vote for him in next week’s election. Today Mitt Romney said, ‘You can do that?’ -Jay Leno


This week on the ‘Today’ show, Chelsea Clinton said she’s open to running for political office one day. When she heard that, Sasha Obama was like, ‘Cool. How does secretary of state sound?’ -Jimmy Fallon


The Obama administration new budget plan calls for saving billions of dollars by selling off federal properties. So folks get ready for the Washington Monument, brought to you by Cialis. -Conan O'Brien



I want Kim Jong-un to test a missile because it's always a spectacular disaster. He's the only Asian in the world that doesn't test well. John Boehner said today he wants to take away North Korea's missiles, but he won't because that's a slippery slope from there to gun control. -Bill Maher


Republicans did not have the votes for a filibuster, so there will be a debate about the gun bill. And given the recent rash of gun violence, Republicans said it was the least they could do. Literally, they had a meeting and said, 'What is the least we can do?' -Bill Maher


These people are mental. Congressman Joe Barton of Texas used Noah's Ark as evidence that global warming doesn't' exist. He said, 'If you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change and that certainly wasn't because mankind had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy.' Can we forget Noah? This guy needs to start collecting two of every chromosome.
-Bill Maher


Street corner crazies are now in Congress. Listen to this one. Congressman Steve Stockman tweeted his new slogan: 'If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted.' What a great way for Republicans to win back women: 'Hey, wouldn't it be cool if your (slang term for lady part) had a gun in it?' -Bill Maher

  
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