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Poor Medusa!

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

  
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    LOL!!!!

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DOVESEYES 4/2/2013 7:51PM

    Oops that's awkward!!!

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    LOL

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  Haha ... funny. Thank you!
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KESTRYLL 4/2/2013 11:11AM

    Very funny, love it.

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    Love it! very funny

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Late Night...

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is under investigation for alleged misuse of campaign funds. She's blaming the accusations on her arch nemesis: the facts. -Jay Leno



Today is the second day on which the Supreme Court heard arguments for and against same-sex marriage, commonly referred to as gay marriage, which is commonly referred to as the magic of Siegfried and Roy. -David Letterman



Yesterday former CIA director David Petraeus apologized for having an affair with his biographer. He said he hopes this begins a new chapter in his life. It got awkward when he said, 'Any of you ladies want to write it?' -Jimmy Fallon

  
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AMALIA8 4/2/2013 6:45AM

    LOL. That last one was great. I was thinking it was a great pun to use the word "chapter in his life" and then it was made even better by his next comment. LOL. Keep up the great work!

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Coupla laffs...

Sunday, March 31, 2013


A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enough to present a real challenge to his professional reputation.

With determination, full flaps and engine just above the stall, he maneuvered into the field. Climbing out, he shouted angrily to the trainee, "Just how did you manage to get into such a small field?"

"I landed in the big field over there," the trainee pointed, "but in order to leave room for you, I had the farmer tow me here."


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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"

"98," she replied, "Two years older than me."

"So, you're 96," the undertaker commented.

She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

  
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    I love the flight one. LOL. Keep up the wonderful work hun!

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know the feeling!!!

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Late Night Funnies

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

Newt Gingrich tweeted that canceling the (White House Easter Egg) Roll is 'shameless and pathetic, because when you don't commemorate Jesus by screwing around with food, freedom dies.' And then, to honor eggs everywhere, he fell off a wall. -Bill Maher


Late Night Funny #2

Can we at least stop saying that the job of pope is so hard, such a burden no one would even want it? What?! Okay, first of all, you're selling an invisible product. It doesn't get any easier than that. No one is ever going to come back from the dead and say, "Ah, it's bullstuff up there; there's no heaven." "It's just an empty lot." Hard job? All a pope does is talk, and everything you say is right, by definition. And you're there for life. Talk about tenure. And what other business could you be in where your company gets caught running a child sex ring since forever, and you still keep your customers? -Bill Maher


Late Night Funny #3

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Popes' Lunch

10. "Are you seeing anyone?"
9. "I just love the Vatican City Cheesecake Factory"
8. "Hmm, what would Jesus order?"
7. "Who do you have to canonize to get some coffee around here?"
6. "I know I'm infallible, but I should've gone with the chicken"
5. "Which of you had the margarita, no salt?"
4. "Cardinals be crazy"
3. "Why didn't I think of being the humble Pope?"
2. "Oh look at the time, I should get back to poping"
1. "Put it on God's tab"

-David Letterman


Late Night Funny #4

When someone finally scores a goal in soccer, don't ruin it with a Nazi salute. Yes, this was the goal celebration of a young, Greek player last week. Then again, with all the money the Germans have spent bailing out Greece, maybe this is just his way of saying "thank you."
-Bill Maher

  
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GINA180847 3/31/2013 9:09AM

    Yikes! And lightning did not strike him?

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    Sad because it's true

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WEARINGTHIN 3/31/2013 5:48AM

    I don't know, the world's a really screwed up place. But would we be able to function better in a world that was less screwed up? I don't know. I guess you have to like the stuff and ideas that you like, like the people you like, and the heck with everybody else. It's almost beginning to seem to be the safest path. After all, nothing is sacred, and certainly not your own ideas. Glenn

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Watch Sophia change Blanche's mind about gay marriage...

Saturday, March 30, 2013

www.upworthy.com/watch-sophia-change
-blanche-s-mind-about-gay-marriage-in-
less-than-a-minute?c=ufb1

  
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PURPLE180 3/30/2013 10:42PM

    I love the Golden Girls.

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SONYALATRECE 3/30/2013 10:35PM

    Another perspective from a wise woman.
RIP to these women who've entertained me many nights.

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BUDDYSMYFRIEND 3/30/2013 10:22PM

    Great. Love that Sophia.

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