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THE GREAT FLYDINI

Thursday, March 28, 2013

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NAYPOOIE 3/30/2013 12:00AM

    priceless

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DALID414 3/29/2013 1:24AM

    emoticon I don't even like magic!

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2ABBYNORMAL 3/28/2013 10:07PM

    Fantastic. I enjoyed watching it.
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0309COOKIE 3/28/2013 5:19PM

    That was quite entertaining, lol.

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Quite fun!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

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DALID414 3/29/2013 1:17AM

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2ABBYNORMAL 3/28/2013 10:11PM

    Great ad. Thanks for sharing.
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EVER-HOPEFUL 3/28/2013 2:25AM

    love it the ad and the mustard,lol.thanks for shareing emoticon

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LATTELEE 3/28/2013 12:55AM

  Great!

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The IRS

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.”

“I'm a great gambler and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”

Grandpa says, “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”

The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It's a bet.”

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, “Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand - with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa says, “I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.

“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!”

I keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!


Put another way – “Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time!”


  
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2ABBYNORMAL 3/28/2013 10:14PM

    Really funny!
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CARRAND 3/28/2013 7:23PM

    Funny!

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NASFKAB 3/28/2013 5:08AM

  funny cant help laughing

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MARGARITTM 3/27/2013 1:12PM

    Good one!

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EVER-HOPEFUL 3/27/2013 12:23PM

    love it

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AMALIA8 3/27/2013 9:24AM

    emoticon Awesome! Keep up the great work!

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WINE4GIRL 3/27/2013 9:06AM

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GARDENCHRIS 3/27/2013 7:27AM

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DALID414 3/27/2013 12:58AM

    emoticon EVERY time!

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L1ZB3TH354 3/27/2013 12:58AM

    Very cute and funny!

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LESLIE2561 3/26/2013 11:59PM

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How many pints in a Quart?

Monday, March 25, 2013

Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.

"Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one.

"There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.

They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.

"Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us."

The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?"

"That's right," he called back, "two pints."

  
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BARCLE 3/25/2013 10:49PM

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ALFBUNDY 3/25/2013 10:39PM

    Funny & Very clever! emoticon

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AMALIA8 3/25/2013 10:17PM

    LOL. Nice one. Keep up the awesome work!

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DOVESEYES 3/25/2013 8:30PM

    ha ha cheeky

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WOUBBIE 3/25/2013 7:06PM

    LOL! Good one!

Did you hear about the alcoholic who saw an ad that said "Drink Canada Dry", so he went?

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DEE1221 3/25/2013 6:44PM

    Good One!

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NOTSPEEDY 3/25/2013 6:22PM

    Cute!

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Later NIghter

Monday, March 25, 2013

"You now can take pocket knives on commercial airlines. And you can also take pool cues on commercial flights. This is great news if you're a knife-wielding pool hustler." -David Letterman

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"New research shows that eating organic foods can make people more arrogant and judgmental. In fact, eating just one handful of organic bean sprouts has the same effect as driving 1,000 miles in a Prius." -Jay Leno

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"In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them." -Conan O'Brien

  
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DALID414 3/27/2013 1:01AM

    Hey! I resent the Conan 'joke' emoticon

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ANDY_54 3/26/2013 7:27AM

    emoticon Love the one about the Prius! LOL

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AMALIA8 3/25/2013 10:16PM

    LOL. Nice. I especially like the last one. Keep them coming and keep up the great work!

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