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Baby Wrap

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Part of a friend's job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants.

As she was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to her and said, "You mean we should wrap the baby like an egg roll?"

"Yes," she replied, "That is a good analogy."

"I don't know how to make egg rolls," another mother said anxiously. "Can I wrap my baby like a burrito?"

  
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AMALIA8 3/24/2013 9:05PM

    LMAO! That's awesome! Thanks for sharing these. They are great ways to make myself feel better. Keep up the wonderful work!

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BARCLE 3/24/2013 5:14PM

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GARDENCHRIS 3/24/2013 9:57AM

    CUTE!

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DOVESEYES 3/23/2013 10:14PM

    Love it!!!!

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DALID414 3/23/2013 7:15PM

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I wrapped my nephew like a burrito! He was too cute to eat!

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CARRAND 3/23/2013 7:02PM

    Cute!

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MUSETTE29 3/23/2013 5:24PM

    I learned to wrap a baby long before I learned to make burritos and egg rolls (I had my babies a long time ago...before cooking was so cross-cultural). So I learned to wrap my burritos like babies!

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The Rabbit

Saturday, March 23, 2013

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

  
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AMALIA8 3/24/2013 9:05PM

    LOL. Nice. Keep up the great work!

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SONYALATRECE 3/24/2013 5:25PM

    Love it!

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BARCLE 3/24/2013 5:15PM

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-LINDA_S 3/23/2013 3:06PM

    Sad but true!

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NAYPOOIE 3/23/2013 2:23PM

    Sounds about right

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Later NIghter

Thursday, March 21, 2013

"For many colleges, this is spring break. College kids will go to places like South Beach to make mistakes they will cherish for a lifetime." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"The U.S. Senate is now fighting to keep open the Senate barber shop. It loses $350,000 a year. Do you know what that makes it? The most successful government program ever. It's only losing $350,000 a year." -Jay Leno

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"The Pope has more than one designation. He's also the bishop of Rome. He's also known as the pontiff. And here's what I didn't know. He's also known as Diddy." -David Letterman

  
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AMALIA8 3/22/2013 12:32AM

    LMAO! Nice. Thanks for sharing! Keep up the wonderful work!

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DOLLFACEDX 3/22/2013 12:10AM

    emoticon thx for sharing 8-)

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LATE NIGHT...

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Top Ten New Carnival Cruise Ship Names

10. Carnival Coli
9. Dyspeptic Princess
8. Poseidon's Outhouse
7. Hepitanic
6. S.S. S.O.S
5. Quarantina
4. HMS Litigation
3. Costco Concordia
2. Peptotania
1. Q.E. Ewwwww
-David Letterman


Republican Dinner

Two key questions emerged from the dinner: 1) whether anything can get done without the Republican leadership; and 2) why do John McCain and Lindsey Graham always go to the bathroom in pairs. Iím just going to call them McCainsey from now on. -Bill Maher


Arkansas

Republicans in Arkansas passed the strictest abortion law everÖ they say in the bill that life begins when your sister gets drunk. -Bill Maher

  
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AMALIA8 3/22/2013 12:03AM

    Nice! Thanks for sharing! Keep up the awesome work!

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SUNSHINE65 3/21/2013 11:54PM

    I LOVE Bill Maher and hate that his show is on pay TV that I cannot afford.

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BAMAJAM 3/21/2013 1:25PM

  ..... Bill Maher has great talent for disgusting comments----
Yes, he has that kind of talent. . .

I would send him on a Carnival Cruise called --"Retirement"

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NAYPOOIE 3/21/2013 12:43PM

    yeah, that's a republican

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ZRIE014 3/21/2013 12:55AM

  just remember that today is the tomorrow that you thought about yesterday

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Magic!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

An Irishman and an Italian entered a candy store. While they were busy looking, the Italian stole three chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the Italian said to the Irishman, "Man, I'm the best thief! I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that!"

The Irishman saud, "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the Irishman said to the shopkeeper, "Would you like to see some magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Sure!"

The Irishman said, "Give me a chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one and he ate it. He asked for a second bar and hate it as well. Then he asked for the third and finished it off, too.

The shopkeeper asked, "But where's the magic?"

The Irishman replied, "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three chocolate bars."

  
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NAYPOOIE 3/20/2013 10:59AM

    Funny!

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DOVESEYES 3/20/2013 12:24AM

    lol

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MCFITZ2 3/19/2013 11:26PM

    Still laughing . Thank you.

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JAMBABY0 3/19/2013 10:50PM

    thanks for sharing

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