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Laight Neight Funnees

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

"Cab drivers are now illegally overcharging you for made-up charges. I was in a cab today and I was charged $11 for shipping and handling." -David Letterman

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"Last night a woman in New York gave birth to a healthy baby girl inside a Walmart. Obviously it's a little embarrassing to give birth in a Walmart, which is why she plans on telling her daughter she was born in a Target." -Jimmy Fallon

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"You know what I liked best about the election of the new Pope? Just the fact that we don't have to see any more of those negative Pope campaign ads." -Jay Leno

  
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Happy St Pats Day...Just got today...never too late!

Monday, March 18, 2013











  
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NAYPOOIE 3/19/2013 12:58PM

    Gotta love her

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ALIHIKES 3/19/2013 11:44AM

    Very funny! Thanks for sharing

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    LOL for a long time... ha ha great ones

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    I love Maxine!

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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

Monday, March 18, 2013

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Asking questions during children's sermons is crucial. Asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

After the pastor asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him And the little boy said, "I'm not sure, but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

  
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KJDINSC 3/20/2013 8:14AM

    Ha! Good one!

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  oh my! they learn what see and hear from tv!

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CYND59 3/18/2013 6:47PM

    Oh my goodness , that is too cute! Out of the mouths of babes. LOL!

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Late Night - you asked for them!

Monday, March 18, 2013

"The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in your wall." -David Letterman



"With Washington in the middle of a budget crisis, the White House is facing criticism for spending $250,000 a year on calligraphy. You can tell you're spending way too much money on calligraphy when you spend ANY money on calligraphy." -Jimmy Fallon



"A Washington state mother is accused of letting her 22-month-old toddler smoke marijuana. When reached for comment the toddler said, 'Hey, man, everybody chill out!'" -Conan O'Brien

  
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    Whaaaaa I resemble remark #2 - how come I'm not getting any of the $$ for Calligraphy?! I love to do Calligraphy but the Feds don't ask me to help out?!

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Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Friday, March 15, 2013

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a reeking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

  
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