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Too many visiting relatives?

Sunday, March 10, 2013

A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.

  
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NAYPOOIE 3/11/2013 12:10PM

    Brilliant!

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DOVESEYES 3/10/2013 11:53PM

    Mankind??? Go figure!!!!

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State Department Keystone XL Report Written By TransCanada Hiree

Sunday, March 10, 2013

www.care2.com/causes/state-departmen
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Outrageous!

  
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NAYPOOIE 3/12/2013 2:34PM

    Still won't load, not with Firefox or IE. Even if I take it down to just the care2.com. Is this site something my firewall would have fits over?

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NAYPOOIE 3/11/2013 12:11PM

    can't load it.

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WOUBBIE 3/10/2013 10:05PM

    *eyeroll* What a surprise. Not.

Thanks for this! I'll have to put XL on my talking points list.

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Friday, March 08, 2013

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.  

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States  crops and livestock. 

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.  

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.  

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. 

 Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. 

Massachusetts  executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, they had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 3 illegitimate children.   

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what .... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared. 

  
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BRERRABBIT1 3/10/2013 11:19AM

    Hi SUNSHINE,
Congress outlaws educational institutions because we already know everything

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**The unaimed arrow never misses.**



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LYNNWILK2 3/9/2013 2:26AM

    LOL Yeah, a bit scary but hilarious and eternally hopeful that everyone will recognize they have a voice in this country and there will be changes made. No longer able to buy an election because people will actually demand for their right to vote and their voices to be heard. We are a country of the people, by the people... it's time to wake up!

but hilarious projections!

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BEAR HUNTING...

Friday, March 08, 2013

Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

Now Norris was pretty fleet of foot, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as Norris reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

Norris man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

  
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GARDENQE2 3/11/2013 2:39PM

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The old hunters' advice....If you get chased by a bear, you don't have to be able to outrun him, just be able to outrun your companion! emoticon

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Late Night Funnies

Friday, March 08, 2013

"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien

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"These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets." -Craig Ferguson

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"A new study found that most people cant go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe." -Jimmy Fallon

  
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BOPPY_ 3/8/2013 2:14AM

    Thanks for the posts.

They only make me remember how much I miss Johnny Carson.

The "new crop" although often funny, just don't do it for me.

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